You enjoy my work enough to throw me a tip! Thank you very much. I will use it to buy chicken for my dog.
You will also get one vote for the poll to decide which of the stories that's not one of the main ones will get an update at the end of the month.
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You enjoy my work enough to buy me one whole taco. Or most of one, more likely, it'll go to most of a can of food for my dog. Either way. Thank you so very much.
As a bonus, you get not one but TWO whole votes for the poll to decide which of the stories that's not one of the main ones will get an update at the end of the month.
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Buy Me Two Tacos!
Some people would buy booze. I buy tacos and canned goods for canine consumption. You join here? I'll be buying at least one of either a month!
As a super thank you. Have the next chapter of whatever I'm working on.
And lastly, not one, not two, but FIVE votes for the poll to decide which of the stories that's not one of the main ones will get an update at the end of the month.
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Oh Wow...Okay, You Get Early Access
I try not to work on a week to week basis. I normally try (and sometimes fail) to keep a buffer and give myself some wriggle room for posting the next chapter.
For this? Not anymore. You have access to everything that's ready to be posted. At least four chapters ahead of anything that's publicly available.
And lastly, ten whole votes for the poll to decide which of the stories that's not one of the main ones will get an update at the end of the month.
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Thank you for giving me your beer money.
For your decision to give me your beer money...erm...You have everything that's available previously.
And fifteen votes for the poll to decide which of the stories that's not one of the main ones will get an update at the end of the month.
Frankly, don't do this one unless you wanna throw more money at me for some reason.
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Why would you give me this much?
Literally the same thing as before. Except for the poll at the end of the month, you get to put in the most votes out of any tier. In the truest spirit of Capitalism, you get twenty votes if you choose this one.
Frankly, don't do this tier, I'll feel guilty. Seriously, only if you don't have something better to do with your cash. I put this one here purely to satisfy my OCD because I had this mental image of like, 'what's beer money anyways?' and the thing that came to mind was a twenty dollar bill. So yeah.
Stick to an earlier tier. Unless you REALLY want them twenty votes.
Not gonna lie, was entirely too nervous to attempt this. But necessity and medical bills breed desperation as the saying unfortunately goes.
If you've found your way here on accident. Hello! I write fiction, fan and original, I will also take pictures of my miniatures and post them here, hopefully, my brand of insanity will resonate with you enough for you to want to stick around.
If not, thank you for the time of day. Go in peace, there are no hard feelings. We must all choose how to spend our hard earned money.
If you choose to stick around however. Well, buckle up for the ride. I hope to make it memorable.
Just wanted to apologize for taking so long with the Epilogue. Things have been as always, hectic at work.
That said. I have just now finished writing the epilogue.
It's over eight thousand words long.
It spans twenty-one pages. This is a chonky boy.
It got chonk.
Much chonk.
That said. It absolutely needs an editing pass or two. And I'm falling asleep. So I'll try and do the editing during lunch tomorrow, and post it in the evening for y'all's enjoyment.
Now! I've decided on a course of action. And so as not to mess up my posting schedule. Next week I'll write up Fates and Fetters. Then over the next two weekends release both the new stories I have for y'all, then the Side Story.
This is purely to appease my OCD. My apologies for the inconvenience.
Oh! Also. I'm actually in a Helldivers clan, a while back we commissioned some art for the clan, and I wrote a short story detailing the 'birth' of the clan in-setting in the world of Helldivers. Just got permission from the clan lead to post that here for y'all. So look forward to that. ^_^
Probably like, on the weekend or something. Cause tomorrow is epilogue for Kaiju Slaying!
SO! Rage Against The Dark won the poll with a combined total of 190 votes.
He Who Fights Demons got second place with a combined total of 167.
Gallows Humors uhh. Lagged behind, at 22.
I swear I will write a chapter of that out of spite if nothing else.
That said. The plan has not changed. I'm barreling on ahead with the next chapter of Kaiju Slaying. Which is either going to be the last, or the second to last of the story. It's currently sitting at one thousand six hundred and sixty six words which just...beautiful. XD
If I finish that chapter quickly enough that I have time and energy left over to write Rage Against The Dark...I will, but uhh, not sure about that. Sorry.
Also, was chatting about movies at work, and people told me that I apparently give a good comprehensive review of a movie. Which just...huh. Never thought about that. Would y'all be interested in movie reviews?
I don't watch a lot of movies, so it's not like I'd be doing those all that often. Let me know in a comment.
Side note. Whoever was in charge for the Masters of the Universe trailer and promotional materials should rethink their career. That all but convinced me not to watch the movie, but the movie itself is actually just, a really fun and legitimately funny sci-fantasy movie.
It's campy as all hell, with nice action, and surprisingly steadily good humor. And Skeletor was absolutely great. The guy was evil and he knew it and he loved it. If you have the time and inclination, I strongly suggest going to see it at the theater. It's great.
Lemme know if y'all would like a more comprehensive review.
Anyways, that's it from me for now. Have pic of latest model I painted. I call it the GrimStalker.
Allow me to start by saying that the next chapter of Kaiju Slaying is finished! It's just not ready to post. I wrote the thing today and it definitely needs an editing pass or two, which I'll do tomorrow.
No, today there are things I need to say, and they need to be said...uhh...two days ago, but the situation at work was metaphorically on fire and as usual that just became my problem and by the time I got home I was so tired I kinda just walked my dog, ate, and passed out.
But let's pretend I git gud scrub and did this on time, deal? Deal.
June the 4th marks the second anniversary of me opening my Patreon/Subscribestar. In that time the medical bills that were making me drown got dealt with and were replaced by a whole other set of bills that came about due to emergencies.
In that time y'all also made it so I had the financial means to semi-comfortably save my dog's life. I didn't need to do that thing that many pet owners are forced to do, and weigh the financial reality of how much they can afford to spend in order to keep their furry baby alive.
This happened twice.
No I haven't gotten her to stop eating random shit off the floor yet. She's gotten better about that but it's still a work in progress. I swear the only thing she's gotten better about is being sneakier so it's harder to detect it and wrestle it out of her mouth.
Dogs. I swear.
In that time I can genuinely and proudly state that I haven't once failed to upload a chapter on a weekend. Yes a time or two I cut it a little close, but I can take pride in that I haven't let y'all down even once so far.
And hell, thanks to y'all, I not only navigated a year where it seemed that every month had its own emergency, but I was able to buy a toy or two and even have some fun in some very stressful times.
So, to everyone here, and especially those few of y'all that have been here from the start. My most sincere thanks. If it weren't for all of y'all, the last two years would have been much harder.
Now, on the first anniversary I took a one month hiatus in order to rest a little bit but uhh...yeah no. I won't be doing that until the Evangelion story ends. We're far too close to the ending for me to make y'all wait a whole-ass month for it. That'd just be a dick move. I might take a break after that story is finished though.
Now! Chapter tomorrow! It's three thousand words, and it reached a good stopping point. One of those stopping points where it's just a good idea to end the chapter and pick it back up later.
Only problem is that uhh...it's a bit cliffhangery? And uhh...yeah...that.
SO! Whichever side story wins the poll? That'll be the one I write, but uhh...I'll write the next chapter of Kaiju Slaying first. Yeah? Then if I can I'll write a chapter of the side story too, but my priority will be finishing up Kaiju cause we're so close man!
So...the side story will get worked on, but it'll most likely get delayed a week. My apologies for that.
So yeah, that's the state of things.
Have a pic of the doggo y'all helped save. Understand, this is the face of a killer. This is what she looked like after she ate a poor gecko that was randomly sun bathing, then came over to me to play 'I'mma pretend to fetch then you chase me around until I get tired.' It's her favorite game. That's it from me. Look forward to chapter tomorrow, and please, stay safe out there.
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