10 More One Sentence Stories

I’m not mad that you cheated, I’m mad that you didn’t invite me!
In the desolate post apocalyptic remains of the world, there was only Stan.
And The Lord said: “Man, I don’t know how it happened, I got wasted and when I woke up the universe was there.”
Well, he died the way he lived, in a drunken stupor.
I borkian can make up words, popcup!
The robot looked at them and said: “in the event of me, pray to you non-existent God!”
“If you keep farting I’ll throw you out of the airlock,” one astronaut told the other.
One rabbit says to another: “we can hide here or we can outnumber them.”
“Hey Odin, if you know what will cause Ragnarok why are you doing those things?” A soon to be dead man asked.
A man woke up bleeding with a hole on his the right side of his belly, and a note that said: “I can’t take the booze anymore so I’m running away.” 
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