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I'm a masculine presenting transgender lesbian who produces safe, diverse, and entertaining content which opposes the hateful and bigoted ideology of TERFs (Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminists).
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The Morning Constitutional: 7/29/2021

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Monkey's Market Minute: 7/28/2021

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Monkey's Market Minute: 7/27/2021

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Monkey's Market Minute: 7/26/2021

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A Thought for Next Week

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Monkey's Market Minute: 7/23/2021

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The Morning Constitutional: 7/22/2021

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Monkey's Market Minute: 7/21/2021

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Monkey's Market Minute: 7/20/2021

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Monkey's Market Minute: 7/19/2021

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A Video Worth Watching

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Explaining the new portfolio strategy in more detail

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Monkey's Market Minute: 7/16/2021

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The Morning Constitutional: 7/15/2021

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How the FED is going to fight Inflation

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The VDE - EDV See-Saw Strategy

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Monkey's Market Minute: 7/14/2021

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Monkey's Market Minute: 7/13/2021

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Why Technical Analysis Is Retarded

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Monkey's Market Minute: 7/12/2021

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The Morning Constitutional: 7/8/2021

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