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I'm a masculine presenting transgender lesbian who produces safe, diverse, and entertaining content which opposes the hateful and bigoted ideology of TERFs (Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminists).
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This is selestina. Sex doll correspondent for TFM News. We have a couple of juicy articles to respond to, so let’s get started. The first is from Spectator USA. June 17th 2019 by James Adams. Called The sexbot apocalypse.
You’ve heard of the zombie apocalypse where zombies shamble around eating the brains of the living. You’ve heard of the robot apocalypse where terminators hunt down the same guy every few years with curiously Austrian accents. Now comes the sexbot apocalypse where sex robots satisfy your needs and make you happy. Oh no. the horror. Don’t satisfy my needs and make me happy. Anything but that.
I’m not even being hyperbolic. The sub headline directly below the title, which again is the sexbot apocalypse reads. Satisfaction really is guaranteed — and that’s the problem.
You can summarize this article by skipping to the last two paragraphs which reed. Quote.
Human relationships have always been central to human behavior and society. If millions of us choose what seems like an easier, more attractive and much more satisfying alliance with a sexbot, where will that leave humans? Will birth rates fall catastrophically? Will fewer and fewer people even understand the complexity of human relationships and how to navigate them? Make no mistake, this matters to us all. It is our obligation — to ourselves, to each other, to the people of the future — to get informed, so we can act responsibly in the years to come. Unquote.
Oh boy, there’s a lot to unpack here.
Once again, just like the article that I covered in the last video, the author is blaming sex robots for things that Feminism caused. Let’s just rephrase this paragraph to be about Feminism and we’ll see if it makes just as much sense, or even more sense.
Human relationships have always been central to human behavior and society. If millions of women choose what seems like an easier, more attractive and much more satisfying alliance with Feminism, where will that leave humans? Will birth rates fall catastrophically? Will fewer and fewer people even understand the complexity of human relationships and how to navigate them? Make no mistake, this matters to us all. It is our obligation — to ourselves, to each other, to the people of the future — to get informed, so we can act responsibly in the years to come.
You see that? I changed a couple words and the entire paragraph makes just as much sense as it did before, but the funny thing is that this author is talking about a hypothetical sex robot apocalypse that might happen in the future unless the government does something to ban or regulate the evil sex robots. Meanwhile we’ve had 100 years of Feminism in the United States, and the entire country is going to shit. All the problems the author is worried about such as falling marriage and birthrates, can be laid squarely at the feet of Feminism and female empowerment.
We’ve been living in the Feminist Apocalypse for 100 years. The reason why men are choosing waifus and sex robots over traditional relationships is because Feminism ruined them. Feminism caused this problem, and ironically, sex robots might be the cure. Perhaps if men has waifus and sex robots they would stop worshipping women, pull their heads out of their asses, and save western civilization by getting rid of Feminism. Probably not, but it’s worth a shot.
Do you know who benefits from the banning of sex robots? Do you know who is responsible for the low marriage and birthrates? Do you know who’s causing the actual apocalypse throughout western civilization? It’s Feminists.
There really isn’t much else to say. Feminism is destroying the world, but they’re blaming sex robots that don’t even exist yet for problems that Feminism has been causing for 100 years. Why? Do you even have to ask?
Our next article comes from The Sun. June 28th 2019 by Fay Strang. Called Channel 5 viewers horrified as ‘graphic’ Me And My Sex Doll shows men having SEX with plastic girlfriends.
the UK Channel 5 ran a late night episode of a series about the sex business, and apparently this episode was about sex dolls, and featured edited video of men actually having sex with their dolls. This is news apparently because it left people scarred and horrified to learn that men masturbate. 
For no reason whatsoever I’m going to show a video from YouTube where women ride a sybian sex robot in public for charity. Here we go.
Wow women masturbating with a sex robot, and in public no less. I’m sure that people were absolutely disgusted by this gross and horrific display.
As you can see the YouTube video has 500,000 views, 1.3 thousand likes and 153 dislikes.
The most popular comment is the timestamp of 1 minute and 47 seconds where a woman climaxes on camera.
There are also several comments from women saying that they wish they had one with lots of likes.
Now why am I showing you this. Hopefully you see the double standard here. Women are allowed to masturbate in public with a sex robot, and it’s perfectly fine. In fact, it’s attractive, and gets thousands of likes. While any discussion about sex dolls is disturbing, horrific, blah blah blah.
When women masturbate it’s sexy. When men masturbate it’s disturbing. I’m not saying you have to be gay and personally enjoy watching a man masturbate or anything. That isn’t the point. The point is that male sexuality is shamed while female sexuality is celebrated. In fact porn is one of the few industries where women generally out earn men, and nobody seems to mind or talk about closing the wage gap.
Why is that? Do you even have to ask?
This is Selestina. Sex Doll correspondent for TFM News. Signing off.
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