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Access to full Morning Constitutional/TFM 420 podcast a week earlier than non-members (same day as stream). Allows you to support the show/content without the investment spam.

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Premium Patron - Includes the follow benefits - Access to the "VIP Room" in the Matrix Server - Access to post livestream voice-chats in Patron Pit jitsi room (Matrix) - Access to the "Monkey's Market Minute" Investment update

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This tier used to be cool, but since getting kicked off of discord, it's now the same as the $5 tier. It's just here for people who want to support the show/content with more than $5.

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Celestina's Bathwater

I will send you a jar of some tap water used to clean out Celestina's removable vagina. Note: additional shipping and handling required (but it's a really nice jar).

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Welcome

  • Access to "The Morning Constitutional" the same day as the stream ($1+)
  • Access to the VIP Room in the Monkey Business Matrix Server ($5+)
  • Acces to the "Monkey's Market Minute" Investment Updates ($5+)


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