Size isn't everything, at least here anyways. I understand you need your 7th rifle with no optic or sling. I don't judge you, as long as you pay me $2.00 per month ;)

Not too hot, not too cold. Not too fast, not too slow. When the world screams “pick a side,” you boldly plant your flag… dead center.

You don’t need the premium steak dinner or the dollar-menu burger. Nope — you’re rocking that mid-tier combo meal like a champion.

Some say “go big or go home.” You say, “Eh, I’ll just stay here in the middle, thanks.” And you’re proud of it.

So crack open a cold one, oh Keeper of Compromise. Because while others race to the extremes…you’ll be right there, cruising steady, in the glorious middle of the road.

While others settle for the “standard tier,” you boldly click the one that costs more. Because what’s the point of supporting content… if everyone else can afford it too?

2 dollars? Child’s play. 5? Amateur hour. You? You laugh in the face of reasonable budgeting and drop the mega donation just to remind the peasants who’s in charge.

So, here’s to you, Sultan of Subscriptions. Because anyone can support the channel…but it takes a real man of genius to turn donating into a competitive sport.