You are literally starving but you help us out with our music anyways. Great job! Who needs food when you can have folk metal!
You are literally starving but you help us out with our music anyways. Great job! Who needs food when you can have folk metal!
You are one of the little gnomes that in a large collective help to get our music made. You are small but if you come in great numbers great things can be achieved.
Some people say you're only half a man since you've got only half a body. But we have high hopes for you as we believe in equal opportunity pushing the disabled into the frontlines of our battles to kick some serious ass.
You're the kind of snake we'd need to take over the world. You could literally circle the entire world and bite your own tail with the money you give us. Anyone of this tier will be shouted out on any album we make.
If we had ten of you we could make one song a month. We do not think people like you are out there but if you are you deserve shutouts and exclusive rights of all kinds.
Unfortunately the only people willing to pay this kind of money for our music are ourselves but if you're out there we'll write a folk metal song just for you.