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White-and-crimson wizard, amateur internet-anthropologist, "Pointless on Manifold Fronts", Making Centrism Great Again. ("oo • zuh • lue").
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Lore: You have an aptitude for magic, and may walk the path of the wizard.

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Lore: You have developed your magical talent into a profession, but still have much to learn.

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Lore: Your magical talent has grown into an expertise, and you could be the magical consult for a town.

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    • The interview can be private, recorded, livestreamed, etc. Name your preference

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Lore: Your magical talent is strong enough to make you a valuable adviser to local lords and minor royals, you could be one of only a few in a city.

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Lore: Your skills make you a legend across your nation and perhaps several others. You are in high demand from kings and emperors.

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  • Make any request related to my public services, and I'll do it so long as it does not misrepresent anyone, intrude on anyone I value, noticeably affect my bottom-line, or otherwise have significant negative consequences. My best judgement always applies, naturally.

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Lore: If there are any of your power in the world at all, their number will be few, and their fame unprecedented if not diligently secluded.



  • It turns out the path to magic is paying me... who'd have guessed?
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