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Dec 28, 2020 12:18 AM

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Pharaoh Review | featuring Caesar 3 from the SPQR Series™

The best of Trauma-based citybuilding since 1999.

Discounts on everything I ever sold on GOG including Pharaoh

Useful resources, guides and FAQs for the game

Happy new year brothers, thank you for everything you've given me.
I won't take that for granted and I'll strive to work harder the next one.
Sincerely,

Sseth
https://youtu.be/YA2UAeFMWFs

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Nov 21, 2020 05:21 PM

Merchants Guild Discord 2. 0

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Oct 22, 2020 08:54 AM

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Caves of Qud Review | Admired By None Edition™

You died.

You were crushed under the weight of a thousand suns.

BUY ($1 less) until OCT 27th:
https://www.gog.com/redeem/SSETHCAVESOFQUD10?pp=c7f9b0fb437533fbd302cc7dca6d68e101adce87

This one's technically a freebie but I have no option for that on SubscribeStar.
Please enjoy,
Sincerely,
Sseth

https://youtu.be/o_PBfLbd3zw

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Sep 06, 2020 08:31 PM

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Endless Space 2 Review | Jingoist Joy™ Edition

The academy demands you pay reparations for your damage.

Outro by a fellow merchant:

https://crthead.bandcamp.com/album/turbo-force-gunmetal-zero

Apologies for all the delays. This has been an all-consuming process which I won't repeat anytime soon. Deprived of sleep and barely conscious, I shall soon collapse on the nearby couch. I only hope it was worth the wait, and that the quality comes out as acceptable despite the prolonged length.

I'll get to your messages as soon as I can, sorry for the absence.

Please enjoy,
Sincerely,
Sseth
https://youtu.be/VKEawmH-l9c

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Jul 03, 2020 03:31 PM

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Recettear Review | Capitalism Ho! | Merchant Edition™

It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker

that we expect our dinner,

but from their regard to their own interest.

- Adam Smith.

P.S It's 80% off until July 9th (about 3 USD/EUR):

https://store.steampowered.com/app/70400/Recettear_An_Item_Shops_Tale/

STREAMS HAPPENING: https://dlive.tv/SsethTzeentach

Every Saturday: July 4 / 11 / 18 / 25

15:00 - 17:00 UTC/GMT

TIMES (convert for your timezone): https://bit.ly/July2020Sseth

No merchants have been charged in the making of this video.

It's a freebie while our economy unwrecks itself.

Enjoy!
Sincerely,
Sseth

https://youtu.be/JJd85HFq71c

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Jun 12, 2020 05:40 PM

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Outward Review | Prepare to Fry™ Edition
Quebec 2020 GDP Growth forecast has increased to 2.1%.

I cut some concessions from the GOG folks, so it's 65% off, $15 from June 12-15:

https://www.gog.com/redeem/SSETHOUTWARD65?pp=c7f9b0fb437533fbd302cc7dca6d68e101adce87

I spent a little too long on this one - but it was an interesting journey.
Also i'm severely behind on answering messages.
That's no excuse, but I'll get on it immediately after.

Please take care and enjoy,
Sincerely,
Sseth
https://youtu.be/mUnSJjnrcQs

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May 08, 2020 05:17 PM

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Wizardry 8 Review | Extreme™ Roleplaying™

Featuring Knudsen from the Devil May Cry™ Series.

Click link:
Get the game for $1 from May 8th - May 12th.
https://www.gog.com/redeem/SSETHWIZARDRY890?pp=c7f9b0fb437533fbd302cc7dca6d68e101adce87

Don't click link:
Get the game for $2 from May 8th - May 15th.
https://www.gog.com/game/wizardry_8

I'll attach some useful walkthroughs and guides later.

Enjoy.
https://youtu.be/_G0yeNCu5VU

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Apr 10, 2020 10:05 PM

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Total Annihilation Kingdoms Review | Shared Suffering™
In my darkest dreams I still hear them.
Squawking.
Cacawing.
Shrieking.

If you're feeling masochistic or just curious of how far the path of progress has taken us, you can grab a copy off GOG.com: https://www.gog.com/game/total_annihilation_kingdoms

Since the last episode, me and my better half have managed to escape the nitrous oxide huffing streets of England. Unfortunately, we did get quarantined immediately upon escape, and thus there's been some delays with the next proper release.

So here's an extra freebie for your troubles.
I wish you all the best, and for us to come out of uncertain times alive and well.
I can't hope for more than that.

Take care out there and stay safe,

Sincerely,

Sseth

(Also understandably subscribestar has no 'pay per video' option as per yet, so i'm doubly sorry in this situation)

https://youtu.be/se6Y2o3OqJQ

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Mar 02, 2020 08:33 PM

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NEO Scavenger Review | Struggle™ | Survive™ | Sell Sewer Water™

Reclaim your BIRTHRIGHT.

Reclaim your THRONE

Reclaim - the PARK BENCH.

It's a bit pricey honestly, but if you're interested you can get a copy here:

GOG: https://www.gog.com/game/neo_scavenger

Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/248860/NEO_Scavenger/

This video comes a bit late and serves as a small stop-gap anime filler episode while Sseth and his better half plan a tactical relocation into safer vistas.

As such it's a freebie that took me only two weeks.

Enjoy!

(P.S it's not the main thing i'm working on, a proper, meatier review has been in the works since February, which will hopefully be ready at the end of March)

Sincerely,
Sseth

https://youtu.be/Nv7MzyP9phY

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Feb 13, 2020 03:23 PM

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Heroes of Might and Magic V Review | Available in 221 Countries™

Hey! remember the heroes 5 video?
Blocked in 221 countries as of several days ago
that's a new high score
so i had to edit it up and explain the scooby-doo-tier villain shit that 4K Media Inc. has been pulling

sorry for the inconvenience
but it should stay up safely and free of copyright issues from now on!

please find attached a small collage of which countries are still cool enough to watch the original video

shoutout to Mongolia
shoutout to Cambodia
Bangladesh
Afghanistan
and Best Korea

https://youtu.be/5-c51iIIk2M?t=137

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Jan 31, 2020 05:43 PM

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SYNTHETIK REVIEW | ▼LTRA▼IOLENCE EDITION™

Any violence committed by a machine?
A glitch, an anomaly, a programming error.
Any violence committed by a man?
Perfectly natural.

Buy it on

GOG: https://www.gog.com/game/synthetik_legion_rising
Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/528230/SYNTHETIK_Legion_Rising/
(Multiplayer works on all copies)

If it's too expensive right now, wait until later February.
It'll be on sale.
(Also new content will come - the ultimate update adds a lot of cool stuff. All perks and weapon variants are explained ingame. New rare squads to mess you up. Plus the *actual* final boss is there.)

I apologize for being late with this one.
It took longer than I had originally anticipated,
so I hope to tighten down my schedule soon.
[And move somewhere which is more conducive to work.
Which doesn't have crackheads and junkies doing nitrous oxide
in my car park every evening.]

Please enjoy and thank you for your patience,
Sincerely,
Sseth

https://youtu.be/r5tsEJgPn30

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Dec 15, 2019 05:04 PM

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Heroes of Might and Magic V Review | Unbiased™ | Objective™
The last good entry to a legendary series.

75% OFF ON GOG.COM (it's like $6-7):

https://www.gog.com/game/heroes_of_might_and_magic_5_bundle

All the hentai commissions will be uploaded to my NSFW gallery: https://www.ssethtzeentach.com/nsfw

My apologies for being so late with the upload, I just wanted to be sure that everything was worth the wait / of acceptable quality.

A genuine thank you to everyone for supporting me as long as you have.
I'll never take all this for granted.

2019 has been a very interesting year with a lot of changes.
For 2020 - I only hope to get better, more consistent and - god willing - stay breathing.

Take care of yourselves, your families and loved ones.

Have a merry christmas - and a happy new year!

Sincerely,

Sseth

https://youtu.be/ukr5SPMlzOY

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Nov 18, 2019 04:24 PM

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HENTAI VOTING
DLive paid me for the streaming contract and as a man of my word, I bring you - a democratically driven crowdfunding project.
Vote below and I'll commission the smut you so desire.

VOTE HERE

YOU HAVE TWO DAYS TO VOTE.
RESULTS WILL BE IN THE NEXT VIDEO.
OUR BUDGET? $1200

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Nov 09, 2019 03:49 PM

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Evenicle Review | Wholesome Edition™

THIS ONE'S FREE OBVIOUSLY.
I BAILED ON MY SPONSOR.
A man chooses - a coomer obeys.

The game is still pretty pricey, but it's a very solid package. Just take my warning to heart and remember that the story can take very quick 180 degree turns from smut to dark and back to rainbows and sunshine in the span of minutes.

You can buy it on Steam and MangaGamer, the latter of which offers a hardcopy (if you need something for your bookshelf).
https://www.mangagamer.com/r18/detail.php?goods_type=3&product_code=293

Special thanks to MandaloreGaming for his dunmer voicing talents, and to TeaxerzNSFW for my commissioned waifu art.

Please enjoy!
Sincerely,
Sseth

https://youtu.be/c5s3jGiJOcE

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Oct 13, 2019 02:25 PM

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Crusader Kings: 2.0 Review | You can (Not) Afford | Family Edition™
Caedite eos, Nevit enim Dominus qui sunt elus.

Kill them all, God will know which are His.

This one took longer than expected, sorry about that.
While it is a very enjoyable game (besides being RNG event simulator hell for most of your time spent playing), I don't recommend buying it. Or at the very least - getting it *heavily* *heavily* discounted since those DLC ain't cheap. Or just grab the base game for cheap and get a rich friend with all the DLC to host the experience.

As always, thank you for sticking around and putting up with my absence.
I hope you enjoy!

Sincerely,
Sseth
https://youtu.be/cE4txj_8tqA

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Sep 08, 2019 12:41 PM

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Underrail Expedition Review | Subterranean Loading Screen Simulator™
If pain makes us grow, Underrail makes me rock solid.

I convinced the devs to put it on sale.
Should be *fairly reasonable* in price for at least a week I hope.

You can grab the bundle on steam for cheaper:

https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/10645/Underrail__Expedition/

Or on GOG for a bit more (but with the benefit of no DRM):

https://www.gog.com/game/underrail

https://www.gog.com/game/underrail_expedition

Here's a little character builder to help you plan out a character.

http://underrail.info.tm/build/

But most of all I think it helps to read how other people build their characters.

https://underrail.com/forums/index.php?board=12.0

I'll see if I can send snippets of my characters and some decent starting builds later on.

As an aside, my bad for delaying this any longer than absolutely necessary. Hopefully I'll be back to a tighter, consistent schedule shortly.

I say it often because it's true: I'm very blessed to be able to do the things I do. So remember to smack me if the quality ever slips.

Thank you for all of your support. Please be safe and take care out there.

Sincerely,

Sseth

https://youtu.be/SgAn68Uy2jQ

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Aug 02, 2019 01:54 PM

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Starsector Review | Explore the Cosmos™ | Ruin Everything™

More gameplay and less ethics than leading brand space sims.

Buy it here: http://fractalsoftworks.com/

Download links (0.9.1a):

All links are interchangeable.

http://download.bmtmicro.com/65980000/4521862246/

http://download2.bmtmicro.com/65980000/4521862246/

http://download3.bmtmicro.com/65980000/4521862246/

Credits to FASTLAND (https://soundcloud.com/fastland) for the intro and outro theme.

This video comes out later than expected, so my apologies for the delay.
I had a deal with a Vancouver studio - but they flaked out and wasted a week of work.

All of this is largely a passion project borne out of intense autismal love for Starsector, since I've been playing it every update since 2016 or so. An amazing game, and a wonderfully talented community behind it.

I hope you enjoy!
Sincerely,
Sseth

https://youtu.be/acqpulP1hLo

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Jul 05, 2019 12:44 PM

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Fable Review | Moral Relativism Edition™
https://youtu.be/wVAkRDvQEog
Peter Molyneux's greatest fantasy RPG.

Or a cautionary tale on the dangers of marriage.

Between recording and getting sick - this one took longer than expected.
Apologies for the delay.

Also as stakeholders you're entitled to know that the website is getting rebuilt from the ground up by people who know what they're doing (i.e not me). Should be online soon enough.

Please Enjoy!

Sincerely,
Sseth

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Jun 13, 2019 01:45 PM

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Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines Review | Final Nights Edition™
https://youtu.be/ZAIR9faz9pM

Men turn to ashes.

But this game stays immortal.

You can grab a copy here: https://www.gog.com/game/vampire_the_masquerade_bloodlines

If you're seeing this live, premiere will start in 15 minutes. If you're seeing this later, it's ready to watch.

Probably one of my most beloved games of all time, so I've tried to put some extra care into it.

Please Enjoy!
Sincerely,
Sseth

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May 23, 2019 12:08 PM

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Heroes of Might and Magic II Review | Perfectly™ | Balanced™

Broken, beautiful and - working exactly as intended.

You can grab a copy here: https://www.gog.com/game/heroes_of_might_and_magic_2_gold_edition

PRO-TIP: If you get glitching or overlapping audio,
go into the game's folder and open 'dosboxhomm2.conf'
Find the following entry: 'Prebuffer'
Set it to: 'Prebuffer=200'

Outro - Grass Theme (Mountain Song)
performed by the Heroes Orchestra.
They're really damn good:
http://bit.ly/HoMMOrchestra

https://youtu.be/GD75wi4_6Ow

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May 06, 2019 06:37 PM

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God Hand Review | Beat Thugs™ | Demons™ | Women™

Newsflash big guy, you can wax on wax off all you like - I'm still - kicking your ass. No merchants were charged in the making of this video.

Download Links:

https://mega.nz/#!5ORVBK5Z!Cvuzcdfae3hRn7USW-asaDmM7wvMrdQm5_tu1-OGSMk

https://www.dropbox.com/s/6j6y77mzolocuk1/PCSX2%20-%20God%20Hand%20%2B%20Emulator.zip?dl=0

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1TmDtXz0BwLP1XEDx-f2px0JQnuJjwpfp/view?usp=sharing

Lewd Commissions:

All on my website: https://ssethtzeentach.com/

All on another site: https://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/god_hand/

Some haven't finished. I'll upload the final artworks when they do.

Sseth is a free man now. Shilling is complete and now I'm back to serving the needs of the guild.

Enjoy the free video and enjoy the free smut! Sincerely, Sseth https://youtu.be/jQ2r2ZFTaWk

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Apr 25, 2019 04:28 PM

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No merchants were charged in the making of this video.

Today - Sseth is well fed and unharmed. And nothing is out of the ordinary.

24 days ago, Sseth thought it would be incredibly funny to sign a contract on April fools. Despite all odds - the marketing team actually let me publish this.

So for this month, Sseth is charging absolutely no one - except the company that hired him to review their game and got an 11 minute shitpost instead.

Please Enjoy.

Yours sincerely, Sseth

https://youtu.be/1hAnvqyfFiM

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Mar 31, 2019 02:05 PM

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Emperor: Rise of the Middle Kingdom Review | China Will Grow Larger™

Remember to execute every foreign emissary.

No patrons have been charged in the making of this video.

It's a freebie sponsored by ExpressVPN. If you have need for a VPN, my link gives you 3 months for free http://expressvpn.com/sseth

GOG link: https://www.gog.com/game/emperor_rise_of_the_middle_kingdom Widescreen patches: http://www.wsgf.org/dr/emperor-rise-middle-kingdom/

Please enjoy. Sincerely, Sseth

https://youtu.be/LRlDtiBkaTg

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Mar 19, 2019 10:26 AM

Merchant's Guild Discord

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Mar 19, 2019 10:23 AM

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Space Station 13 Review | AHELP: Clown Grief Pls Ban He™

The singularity is loose, the AI is malfunctioning and the air is plasma.

Good luck out there, spaceman.

Also, SubscribeStar gang is officially operational. I'll mirror all the new video posts from Patreon to here as well. Please enjoy, and thank you for all of your continued support. It keeps my kneecaps safe from the landlord.

Sincerely, Sseth

https://youtu.be/URJ_qSXruW0

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