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Evenicle Review | Wholesome Edition™

THIS ONE'S FREE OBVIOUSLY.
I BAILED ON MY SPONSOR.
A man chooses - a coomer obeys.
The game is still pretty pricey, but it's a very solid package. Just take my warning to heart and remember that the story can take very quick 180 degree turns from smut to dark and back to rainbows and sunshine in the span of minutes.

You can buy it on Steam and MangaGamer, the latter of which offers a hardcopy (if you need something for your bookshelf).
 https://www.mangagamer.com/r18/detail.php?goods_type=3&product_code=293 
Special thanks to MandaloreGaming for his dunmer voicing talents, and to TeaxerzNSFW for my commissioned waifu art.

Please enjoy!
Sincerely,
Sseth

https://youtu.be/c5s3jGiJOcE
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Crusader Kings: 2.0 Review | You can (Not) Afford | Family Edition™
Caedite eos, Nevit enim Dominus qui sunt elus.
Kill them all, God will know which are His.

This one took longer than expected, sorry about that.
While it is a very enjoyable game (besides being RNG event simulator hell for most of your time spent playing), I don't recommend buying it. Or at the very least - getting it *heavily* *heavily* discounted since those DLC ain't cheap. Or just grab the base game for cheap and get a rich friend with all the DLC to host the experience.

As always, thank you for sticking around and putting up with my absence.
I hope you enjoy!

Sincerely,
Sseth
https://youtu.be/cE4txj_8tqA
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Underrail Expedition Review | Subterranean Loading Screen Simulator™
If pain makes us grow, Underrail makes me rock solid.


I convinced the devs to put it on sale.
Should be *fairly reasonable* in price for at least a week I hope.


You can grab the bundle on steam for cheaper:
https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/10645/Underrail__Expedition/


Or on GOG for a bit more (but with the benefit of no DRM):
https://www.gog.com/game/underrail
https://www.gog.com/game/underrail_expedition


Here's a little character builder to help you plan out a character.
http://underrail.info.tm/build/
But most of all I think it helps to read how other people build their characters.
https://underrail.com/forums/index.php?board=12.0
I'll see if I can send snippets of my characters and some decent starting builds later on. 


As an aside, my bad for delaying this any longer than absolutely necessary. Hopefully I'll be back to a tighter, consistent schedule shortly. 
I say it often because it's true: I'm very blessed to be able to do the things I do. So remember to smack me if the quality ever slips.
Thank you for all of your support. Please be safe and take care out there.
Sincerely,
Sseth

https://youtu.be/SgAn68Uy2jQ




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Starsector Review | Explore the Cosmos™ | Ruin Everything™

More gameplay and less ethics than leading brand space sims.


Buy it here: http://fractalsoftworks.com/


Download links (0.9.1a):
All links are interchangeable.
http://download.bmtmicro.com/65980000/4521862246/
http://download2.bmtmicro.com/65980000/4521862246/
http://download3.bmtmicro.com/65980000/4521862246/


Credits to FASTLAND (https://soundcloud.com/fastland) for the intro and outro theme.


This video comes out later than expected, so my apologies for the delay.
I had a deal with a Vancouver studio - but they flaked out and wasted a week of work.

All of this is largely a passion project borne out of intense autismal love for Starsector, since I've been playing it every update since 2016 or so. An amazing game, and a wonderfully talented community behind it. 

I hope you enjoy!
Sincerely,
Sseth

https://youtu.be/acqpulP1hLo
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Fable Review | Moral Relativism Edition™
https://youtu.be/wVAkRDvQEog
Peter Molyneux's greatest fantasy RPG.
Or a cautionary tale on the dangers of marriage.

Between recording and getting sick - this one took longer than expected.
Apologies for the delay.

Also as stakeholders you're entitled to know that the website is getting rebuilt from the ground up by people who know what they're doing (i.e not me). Should be online soon enough.

Please Enjoy!

Sincerely,
Sseth
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Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines Review | Final Nights Edition™
https://youtu.be/ZAIR9faz9pM

Men turn to ashes.
But this game stays immortal.

You can grab a copy here: https://www.gog.com/game/vampire_the_masquerade_bloodlines 

If you're seeing this live, premiere will start in 15 minutes. If you're seeing this later, it's ready to watch.

Probably one of my most beloved games of all time, so I've tried to put some extra care into it.

Please Enjoy!
Sincerely,
Sseth

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Heroes of Might and Magic II Review | Perfectly™ | Balanced™

Broken, beautiful and - working exactly as intended.

You can grab a copy here: https://www.gog.com/game/heroes_of_might_and_magic_2_gold_edition

PRO-TIP: If you get glitching or overlapping audio,
go into the game's folder and open 'dosboxhomm2.conf'
Find the following entry: 'Prebuffer'
Set it to: 'Prebuffer=200'

Outro - Grass Theme (Mountain Song)
performed by the Heroes Orchestra.
They're really damn good:
http://bit.ly/HoMMOrchestra

https://youtu.be/GD75wi4_6Ow
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God Hand Review | Beat Thugs™ | Demons™ | Women™

Newsflash big guy, you can wax on wax off all you like - I'm still - kicking your ass. No merchants were charged in the making of this video.

Download Links:

https://mega.nz/#!5ORVBK5Z!Cvuzcdfae3hRn7USW-asaDmM7wvMrdQm5_tu1-OGSMk

https://www.dropbox.com/s/6j6y77mzolocuk1/PCSX2%20-%20God%20Hand%20%2B%20Emulator.zip?dl=0

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1TmDtXz0BwLP1XEDx-f2px0JQnuJjwpfp/view?usp=sharing

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1TmDtXz0BwLP1XEDx-f2px0JQnuJjwpfp/view?usp=sharing

Lewd Commissions:

All on my website: https://ssethtzeentach.com/

All on another site: https://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/god_hand/

Some haven't finished. I'll upload the final artworks when they do.

Sseth is a free man now. Shilling is complete and now I'm back to serving the needs of the guild.

Enjoy the free video and enjoy the free smut! Sincerely, Sseth https://youtu.be/jQ2r2ZFTaWk

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No merchants were charged in the making of this video.

Today - Sseth is well fed and unharmed. And nothing is out of the ordinary.

24 days ago, Sseth thought it would be incredibly funny to sign a contract on April fools. Despite all odds - the marketing team actually let me publish this.

So for this month, Sseth is charging absolutely no one - except the company that hired him to review their game and got an 11 minute shitpost instead.

Please Enjoy.

Yours sincerely, Sseth

https://youtu.be/1hAnvqyfFiM

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Emperor: Rise of the Middle Kingdom Review | China Will Grow Larger™

Remember to execute every foreign emissary.

No patrons have been charged in the making of this video.

It's a freebie sponsored by ExpressVPN. If you have need for a VPN, my link gives you 3 months for free http://expressvpn.com/sseth

GOG link: https://www.gog.com/game/emperor_rise_of_the_middle_kingdom Widescreen patches: http://www.wsgf.org/dr/emperor-rise-middle-kingdom/

Please enjoy. Sincerely, Sseth

https://youtu.be/LRlDtiBkaTg

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Space Station 13 Review | AHELP: Clown Grief Pls Ban He™

The singularity is loose, the AI is malfunctioning and the air is plasma.

Good luck out there, spaceman.

Also, SubscribeStar gang is officially operational. I'll mirror all the new video posts from Patreon to here as well. Please enjoy, and thank you for all of your continued support. It keeps my kneecaps safe from the landlord.

Sincerely, Sseth

https://youtu.be/URJ_qSXruW0


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