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Dirty Little Secret, author of sexy Pony and Furry stories that are too hot for Patreon!
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[Pony] March's Voting Results

An idea submitted by one of you guys this time! ^.^ And I'm glad it's one I've already put some thought into. Because, you know, now I have to come up with an optimal answer!

Winner: *"Do you think she's pretty?" Optimal answers only (6.00)
[NFSW MLP] (Ten Years Later...) Spike still can't believe he's on a date with Rarity! Well, having lunch in a mall food court in between department stores. That's a solid step to something! Just then, Spike makes a rookie mistake: his gaze lingers too long on a different, attractive girl. With a slight edge to her voice, Rarity asks the Question. For 90% of Spike's, their answer lands them squarely in the FriendZone (at best). But not this Spike. Having "borrowed" time-space magitek Twilight confiscated from any number of villains, Spike already knows the answer to this little conundrum. The response that takes their relationship to the next level and ends the evening with both of them basking in each other's afterglows... 

Runner-Up: Fleshlight (4.83)
[NSFW] Honestly, it was Shining Armor's fault for leaving his fleshlight out on his desk where Twilight might see it. Though, of course, he still got really mad when she used it as the focus for a magic spell she was working on ... and turned it into an orange. "That was *really* expensive! It was a perfectly molded copy of your--- Um... A copy of somepony special!" Twi: "I'll replace it! No matter how much it costs!" Shining: "That doesn't do me much good right now, does it? It's Friday night and the store doesn't open again until Monday!" Twi: "Oh, um... Well... Until then ... I could be your fleshlight."

Loser: Camp Everfree's Other Legend (2.00)
[NSFW] (EqG) There's more than one legend of Everfree. For years, the camp has had a rule of 'no swimming at night', ostensibly just for safety reasons, because it's very difficult to lifeguard at night. But rumor passes between the students of a far more interesting reason: a monster lives in the lake, active only at night, which will take anyone foolish enough to swim there after dark. But a certain competitive pair of campers -- Applejack and Rainbow Dash -- have triple-dog dared each other to test if the legend is true. And they've dragged Twilight Sparkle along to be the judge of which of them is the bravest -- who swims out the farthest, who stays in the longest, etc. As they swim, each of them feels things brushing up against them, especially along their bikini bottoms for some reason. But each of them brushes it off, trying to out-brave the other with a series of daring swims out to the middle of the lake and even dives down to the bottom. Finally, they're getting pretty cold and head back to where Twilight's standing in the shallows, demanding that she tell them which one was braver. And anyway, they can tell for sure that there's no monster in the lake! "Oh, but there is," Twilight says. "I penetrated your friend almost an hour ago. And now it's time for you." That's when they notice a thick, throbbing tentacle wrapping its way up Twilight's leg and up under her skirt. They try to run, but their feet quickly get wrapped up. And Twilight-but-not-Twilight starts caressing their bodies as other tentacles climb their legs. Soon, all three are puppets for the creature to play with ... and the game it wants to play is 'have lesbian sex with each other while I tentacle every hole you're not currently using'. ... ... ... At the end, Fluttershy walks in on them, already naked as she approaches the lake. Fluttershy: "Oh! You've met my new friend, too? Isn't he wonderful? I just wish you'd invited me instead of starting without me!"

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[Furry] March's Voting Results

Aha! This one finally won! It's been rated pretty high in a bunch of previous votes, but was always a bridesmaid, never a bride. But now it's finally going to get written! ^.^

Winner: Talisman of the Dead (7.33)
While you were on vacation in Africa, a street vendor tried to sell you a 'Talisman of the Dead' -- a cheaply made (but vastly overpriced) little necklace charm that was supposed to protect you against all manner of ghosts and spirits. Obviously, you know it's all bullshit, but your girlfriend insists that you buy it because she's super-sure that your house is haunted. So you end up going home with it stuffed in your suitcase. A few days after getting home, your girlfriend insists that you wear the talisman when you're at home. You put it on just to make her happy, knowing that you're going to take it off and put it away (and hope she forgets about it) as soon as she leaves. As soon as you put it on, though, you learn two things. 1: The talisman absolutely *does* work -- it allows you to see, hear, feel, even taste and smell ghosts! 2: Your house definitely *is* haunted -- by a really cute teenage doe -- whose spectral clothes are quite see-through -- who only you can see -- and who is obviously *very* into you. Can you make it through the rest of the night with your girlfriend, knowing that this doe is watching your every move? Ignoring her is going to get *especially* difficult when you and your girlfriend end up having sex on the couch and the ghostly girl wants to join in...

Runner-Up: School Photo Day (6.00)
How did School Photo Day and Everybody Naked Day end up getting scheduled on the same day? And why are they taking full-body photos instead of headshots like usual? I'm starting to suspect that somebody at this school has ulterior motives!

Loser: *A Together in Time sequel (feat. Miss Minutes) (1.33)
[NFSW/Furry/Guardians of the Galaxy/Loki] (8 hours later...) Gamora returns to the others refreshed and shocked that Quill, Drax, and Groot still haven't managed to decide on who's next. Just as she's about to jump the line, two new visitors appear out of nowhere. A middle-aged surfer dude (Mobius) cosplaying as a government bureaucrat and a holographic cartoon clock (Miss Minutes). The Chronomancer makes a break for it, only to be trapped in a cube. They cheerfully announce that he's just the variant they're looking for and it's time for a little audit of his recent temporal activities and he's got nothing to worry about. If he's got nothing to hide. The Guardians and their new friends can't help but notice three things. 1. The clock is uncomfortably close to that cube. 2. She keeps shooting daggers at Gamora. 3. They keep referring to the Chronomancer as "Nathan."

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[Pony] Early Publishing: Chapter 2 of Mending the Crown

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[All] March's Story Idea Voting

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[Pony] Early Publishing: When The Cheerleaders Won The Game

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[Furry] February's Voting Results

There was a tie this time, so I randomly selected one of the winners.

Tied for Winner: *Focus on Commissions (4.78)
DLS focuses on commissions.

Tied for Winner: School Photo Day (4.78)
How did School Photo Day and Everybody Naked Day end up getting scheduled on the same day? And why are they taking full-body photos instead of headshots like usual? I'm starting to suspect that somebody at this school has ulterior motives!

Runnner-Up: Chess Champions (4.67)
The school chess team (one girl and three boys, all *very* scrawny and nerdy) ends up pretty confused when the whole cheerleading squad shows up in their cramped meeting room Friday after school. "Okay, so, um like, it turns out that chess is technically, you know, like, a *sport* and all. And, like, you guys *did* win the state championship in it. So, you know, I guess you get the reward." ... "The reward?" ... "Any sport team that wins state gets to, like, fuck the cheerleading squad for a weekend. Duh! This is, like, basic shit. Didn't anybody tell you?" (And in an extra stroke of luck, it's a holiday weekend, so long 3-day weekend!)

Loser: Rub It In (1.67)
When she found out that her longtime boyfriend had the hots for his MILFy English Professor and was trying to get together with her ... well, there was only one thing she could do to get back at him: seduce the English Professor before he could, and then rub it in his face that she'd fucked the hot teacher and he still hadn't.

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