[Pony] April's Voting Results

(NSFW) The Empire's citizens have voted and it is now time for Cadance to develop her ethereal mane. In order to do this, she and all of her belongings (including spouses and foals) must move into the underground Crystal Sanctum until she blossoms into a "Full Alicorn." While each of her husband's heads reacts differently (stoic resignation, guilt over Sugar Belle being forced into this, panic about being "imprisoned" for the first years of his immortal life), it melts away as they realize that the Sanctum is a fully furnished pleasure palace serviced by magical hard light holograms (cue Rainbow Dash in a maid outfit). Meanwhile, Cadance and Sugar Belle eagerly prepare themselves. Tradition dictates that mares who enter the Sanctum must emerge heavy with foal...

[NSFW] Honestly, it was Shining Armor's fault for leaving his fleshlight out on his desk where Twilight might see it. Though, of course, he still got really mad when she used it as the focus for a magic spell she was working on ... and turned it into an orange. "That was *really* expensive! It was a perfectly molded copy of your--- Um... A copy of somepony special!" Twi: "I'll replace it! No matter how much it costs!" Shining: "That doesn't do me much good right now, does it? It's Friday night and the store doesn't open again until Monday!" Twi: "Oh, um... Well... Until then ... I could be your fleshlight."

[NSFW] Sunburst and Starlight Glimmer have gotten into somewhat of a long-distance magical prank war between the two of them. It started innocently enough at first, but the 'pranks' keep getting lewder and lewder as time goes on. Cadance wouldn't mind it much, even then, except that her teenage daughter, Flurry Heart, has somehow gotten involved in it. At first just as the power source for Sunburst's well-researched spells ... but then Starlight Glimmer apparently thought Flurry Heart was a valid target for retaliation, and now the lewd prank war has become a three-way affair, with all three of them targeting both of the others. Cadance heads down to Sunbursts house in person to put a stop to this ... only to end up caught in one of Starlight Glimmer's traps that was set to activate when his door was opened. Sunburst and Flurry Heart try to help her, but -- predictably -- this doesn't go particularly well, and the trap forces them to do things that neither of them really wanted to be doing right in front of Flurry's mom!

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