[Pony] March's Voting Results

[NFSW MLP] (Ten Years Later...) Spike still can't believe he's on a date with Rarity! Well, having lunch in a mall food court in between department stores. That's a solid step to something! Just then, Spike makes a rookie mistake: his gaze lingers too long on a different, attractive girl. With a slight edge to her voice, Rarity asks the Question. For 90% of Spike's, their answer lands them squarely in the FriendZone (at best). But not this Spike. Having "borrowed" time-space magitek Twilight confiscated from any number of villains, Spike already knows the answer to this little conundrum. The response that takes their relationship to the next level and ends the evening with both of them basking in each other's afterglows... 

[NSFW] Honestly, it was Shining Armor's fault for leaving his fleshlight out on his desk where Twilight might see it. Though, of course, he still got really mad when she used it as the focus for a magic spell she was working on ... and turned it into an orange. "That was *really* expensive! It was a perfectly molded copy of your--- Um... A copy of somepony special!" Twi: "I'll replace it! No matter how much it costs!" Shining: "That doesn't do me much good right now, does it? It's Friday night and the store doesn't open again until Monday!" Twi: "Oh, um... Well... Until then ... I could be your fleshlight."

[NSFW] (EqG) There's more than one legend of Everfree. For years, the camp has had a rule of 'no swimming at night', ostensibly just for safety reasons, because it's very difficult to lifeguard at night. But rumor passes between the students of a far more interesting reason: a monster lives in the lake, active only at night, which will take anyone foolish enough to swim there after dark. But a certain competitive pair of campers -- Applejack and Rainbow Dash -- have triple-dog dared each other to test if the legend is true. And they've dragged Twilight Sparkle along to be the judge of which of them is the bravest -- who swims out the farthest, who stays in the longest, etc. As they swim, each of them feels things brushing up against them, especially along their bikini bottoms for some reason. But each of them brushes it off, trying to out-brave the other with a series of daring swims out to the middle of the lake and even dives down to the bottom. Finally, they're getting pretty cold and head back to where Twilight's standing in the shallows, demanding that she tell them which one was braver. And anyway, they can tell for sure that there's no monster in the lake! "Oh, but there is," Twilight says. "I penetrated your friend almost an hour ago. And now it's time for you." That's when they notice a thick, throbbing tentacle wrapping its way up Twilight's leg and up under her skirt. They try to run, but their feet quickly get wrapped up. And Twilight-but-not-Twilight starts caressing their bodies as other tentacles climb their legs. Soon, all three are puppets for the creature to play with ... and the game it wants to play is 'have lesbian sex with each other while I tentacle every hole you're not currently using'. ... ... ... At the end, Fluttershy walks in on them, already naked as she approaches the lake. Fluttershy: "Oh! You've met my new friend, too? Isn't he wonderful? I just wish you'd invited me instead of starting without me!"

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