Every little bit helps! Think of it like a little change in the hat every once in a while. I did the math, and after taxes and stuff, this pays for a 5 gal. jug of water where I live. Cheers!

You're just a real cool guy or gal like the car if you subscribe.

Some places are hard to find, but they can be right around the corner. At least that's what $8 dollars says to me.

That's true. $10 a month adds up after a while, but it's what everybody asks for. This goes a long way where I live. In the picture is the most secluded beach I've been to. There are no roads. I'll tell you where it is and how to get there without going through the swamp.

It seems like all the other creators skip the $20 tier, and then somebody requests it, so I'll stay ahead of the game. This is a full-service website. By the way, you're right; the picture is a lion puking up a frozen waterfall.

Hey it's cool you want to give me some extra money, but it has me a little freaked out, too.

It isn't me in the picture, and it's probably not like you to throw a hundred bucks at a random story teller. But it's what I'll think you are.

If you're about to hit this button, you've probably had one too many. Sleep on it.

But if you're sure, it'll feel like someone hit me with a two-by-four for the next month.

Not only do you know who that is, but you'll make me thankful for my heart and liver. I'll wonder why in the heck someone would be so generous to me.