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Billy Watson TV
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Billy Watson TV
Scottish writer and performer.
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Music

I will post a new song every Monday and Thursday. They will be mostly cover songs with a karaoke backing with my twist on the words.

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Poetry

I will post a new poem every Wednesday and Saturday. Every poem will have a cool video to match and will be of a more serious nature.

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Funny Poems

I will post a funny poem every Tuesday and Friday. These will be written in Scottish and are very raw. Not for snowflakes.

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Comedy

I will post a new comedy skit every Sunday. These will be at least 10 minutes in length and will cover topics such as football, music, sex, conspiracy theories and war on terrorism.

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Fancy a chat. Let's do a 60 minute chat every month on any topic you like from conspiracies to performing or writing. You name it, we chat.

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Features

  • Funny songs on topics like the fake virus and Boris Johnson.
  • Comedy on various topics such as The Police, Freemasons and Football.
  • Poetry but real life funny stories and spiritual style poems about the world we live in.
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NUMB TAE THE PAINNaebody feels any painCause we're aw drugged an' insaneEverybody kensThe emperor...

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THE END AE ETERNITYThe English are sayin' that, 'Football’s coming home'They aw suffer fae fuckin...

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COCKGATE AN' BAWSToday the police are on the streetAn' they’re tearing doon sticky Kunt cocksBy n...

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A'LL PAY THE FINE A' keep a close watch on the speed ae mineA' couldnae believe when a' got a fin...

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PALS FUREVIR Baby a' dinnae really want tae kenHoo ye fucked othir menJist open up ma flyHoney, d...

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THE WURLD’S BIGGEST POO! Early yin mornin’ a’ needed a shitSo a’ got oot ae bedIt had been aboot ...

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