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Betty Adams
Betty Adams
Humans are Weird. I write stories about that from the perspective of befuddled aliens. I also do reviews and analysis of science fiction.
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Cleansing themselves in hot water will make your human “feel human” again. It is unclear what species they feel like before the cleansing. 

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Kaiju No. 8 Chapter 75 No Spoilers Review & Analysis – A Series of Reminders of Those Who Wait
#ShonenJump #Manga #MinaAshiro #KafkaHibino #KN8


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Human taste in music varies greatly. Make sure your base has a musical dispute moderation system.No matter what your humans say dance offs are not acceptable systems.

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Kaiju No. 8 Chapter 75 No Spoilers Review & Analysis - Those Who Wait Also Serve


#ShonenJump #KN8 #KN9 #KN10 #MinaAshiro

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The Eye that Wasn't There - I Knew it Meant Something More - Kaiju No. 8 

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#KN8 #KN10 #ShonenJump #Manga #Artemis 

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