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Humans are Weird. I write stories about that from the perspective of befuddled aliens. I also do reviews and analysis of science fiction.
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Are you more normal? Donate a dollar and I will gratefully out your name in a list only you will ever read. It is on the home page of my website and under the widget that shows where you are in the world. Or rather it shows where the central sever for your geographical location it. Plus you know, I'll be grateful. And you will have access to all the free content I generate. -Sunday- Media Reviews (Usually a video) Only Patrons Get the Transcripts. -Monday -Advanced Patron Platform Access to the Latest "Humans Are Weird" story. -Tuesday-Context Free Tuesday - A Memeified excerpt from the funniest comments on my stories. -Wednesdays - Media Reviews (Usually a Video) Patron Only Transcripts -Thursdays- OCCASIONALLY - Rarely - VERY RARELY - a Patron Only HAW story or cartoon. -Friday-Media Review IF-IF-IF I am currently following a 'good' series. Otherwise a nature themed video. Patron Only Transcript if it's a media review -Saturday-I ignore you while I have a restful Sabbath. Once a Month there will be an answers video.
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Do you like pretty pictures? I will mail you a post card with official Betty Adams Art on it. I will sign and make a nice note on it. You can choose between dragons, aliens, and things that go boomp in the night. (The author suggests you think long and hard about that last one.) -Sunday- Media Reviews (Usually a video) Only Patrons Get the Transcripts. -Monday -Advanced Patron Platform Access to the Latest "Humans Are Weird" story. -Tuesday-Context Free Tuesday - A Memeified excerpt from the funniest comments on my stories. -Wednesdays - Media Reviews (Usually a Video) Patron Only Transcripts -Thursdays- OCCASIONALLY - Rarely - VERY RARELY - a Patron Only HAW story or cartoon. -Friday-Media Review IF-IF-IF I am currently following a 'good' series. Otherwise a nature themed video. Patron Only Transcript if it's a media review -Saturday-I ignore you while I have a restful Sabbath. Once a Month there will be an answers Podcast. You can ask questions. I might answer them.
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-Sunday- Media Reviews (Usually a video) Only Patrons Get the Transcripts. -Monday -Advanced Patron Platform Access to the Latest "Humans Are Weird" story. -Tuesday-Context Free Tuesday - A Memeified excerpt from the funniest comments on my stories. -Wednesdays - Media Reviews (Usually a Video) Patron Only Transcripts -Thursdays- OCCASIONALLY - Rarely - VERY RARELY - a Patron Only HAW story or cartoon. -Friday-Media Review IF-IF-IF I am currently following a 'good' series. Otherwise a nature themed video. Patron Only Transcript if it's a media review -Saturday-I ignore you while I have a restful Sabbath. Once a Month there will be an answers video.
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What comes after first contact? We will have to actually talk to our little green friends. They will have to deal with us. What will their reaction be to all of our weirdness? Find out in:
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Why do humans insists that there isn't enough C4 no matter how much they have?
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If you enjoy getting a good chuckle out of the abusrdity of your fellow humans than this is the book for you. This book takes a look at the thousand and one bits of madness that make us human throus the lense of our bemused alien friends.
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Why will humans keep going up to the very edge of active volcanic flows when they have no scientific reason to do so? Why do they insist on poking the volcanic flow with a stick?
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Why will a human screame at the sight of a harmless insect but go out of their way to pet a three meter long predatory repitle? Why does the human insist that said reptile likes scritches? Find out in
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