Are you a little paranoid? Donate a dollar and I will gratefully ignore you.

Are you more normal? Donate a dollar and I will gratefully out your name in a list only you will ever read. It is on the home page of my website and under the widget that shows where you are in the world. Or rather it shows where the central sever for your geographical location it. Plus you know, I'll be grateful. And you will have access to all the free content I generate. -Sunday- Media Reviews (Usually a video) Only Patrons Get the Transcripts. -Monday -Advanced Patron Platform Access to the Latest "Humans Are Weird" story. -Tuesday-Context Free Tuesday - A Memeified excerpt from the funniest comments on my stories. -Wednesdays - Media Reviews (Usually a Video) Patron Only Transcripts -Thursdays- OCCASIONALLY - Rarely - VERY RARELY - a Patron Only HAW story or cartoon. -Friday-Media Review IF-IF-IF I am currently following a 'good' series. Otherwise a nature themed video. Patron Only Transcript if it's a media review -Saturday-I ignore you while I have a restful Sabbath. Once a Month there will be an answers video.

Do you have questions? Donate 5$ and I will make a video answering questions. I reserve the right to ignore some questions though. And before anyone asks my favorite color is blue. I will try to do this once a month. -Sunday- Media Reviews (Usually a video) Only Patrons Get the Transcripts. -Monday -Advanced Patron Platform Access to the Latest "Humans Are Weird" story. -Tuesday-Context Free Tuesday - A Memeified excerpt from the funniest comments on my stories. -Wednesdays - Media Reviews (Usually a Video) Patron Only Transcripts -Thursdays- OCCASIONALLY - Rarely - VERY RARELY - a Patron Only HAW story or cartoon. -Friday-Media Review IF-IF-IF I am currently following a 'good' series. Otherwise a nature themed video. Patron Only Transcript if it's a media review -Saturday-I ignore you while I have a restful Sabbath. Once a Month there will be an answers podcast. You can ask me a question about writing. I might answer it. There will be a podcast.

Do you like pretty pictures? I will mail you a post card with official Betty Adams Art on it. I will sign and make a nice note on it. You can choose between dragons, aliens, and things that go boomp in the night. (The author suggests you think long and hard about that last one.) -Sunday- Media Reviews (Usually a video) Only Patrons Get the Transcripts. -Monday -Advanced Patron Platform Access to the Latest "Humans Are Weird" story. -Tuesday-Context Free Tuesday - A Memeified excerpt from the funniest comments on my stories. -Wednesdays - Media Reviews (Usually a Video) Patron Only Transcripts -Thursdays- OCCASIONALLY - Rarely - VERY RARELY - a Patron Only HAW story or cartoon. -Friday-Media Review IF-IF-IF I am currently following a 'good' series. Otherwise a nature themed video. Patron Only Transcript if it's a media review -Saturday-I ignore you while I have a restful Sabbath. Once a Month there will be an answers Podcast. You can ask questions. I might answer them.

Would you like me to sign a book and ship it to your house? Well it would be way cheaper to just go to the merch page on my website www.authorbettyadams.com but you are here so I suppose you want to do it this way. Well to each their own. Send me $50 and I'll sign a copy of "Dying Embers" and send it to you. Plus a postcard. Plus the gratitude. Answers too.

-Sunday- Media Reviews (Usually a video) Only Patrons Get the Transcripts. -Monday -Advanced Patron Platform Access to the Latest "Humans Are Weird" story. -Tuesday-Context Free Tuesday - A Memeified excerpt from the funniest comments on my stories. -Wednesdays - Media Reviews (Usually a Video) Patron Only Transcripts -Thursdays- OCCASIONALLY - Rarely - VERY RARELY - a Patron Only HAW story or cartoon. -Friday-Media Review IF-IF-IF I am currently following a 'good' series. Otherwise a nature themed video. Patron Only Transcript if it's a media review -Saturday-I ignore you while I have a restful Sabbath. Once a Month there will be an answers Podcast.

Would you like to adopt your own baby alien? For $100 you will get a freshly budded Larian baby, snug in a transport pod with a pamphlet on care and feeding. (Think pet rocks folks.)

-Sunday- Media Reviews (Usually a video) Only Patrons Get the Transcripts. -Monday -Advanced Patron Platform Access to the Latest "Humans Are Weird" story. -Tuesday-Context Free Tuesday - A Memeified excerpt from the funniest comments on my stories. -Wednesdays - Media Reviews (Usually a Video) Patron Only Transcripts -Thursdays- OCCASIONALLY - Rarely - VERY RARELY - a Patron Only HAW story or cartoon. -Friday-Media Review IF-IF-IF I am currently following a 'good' series. Otherwise a nature themed video. Patron Only Transcript if it's a media review -Saturday-I ignore you while I have a restful Sabbath. Once a Month there will be an answers video. You can ask questions. I might answer them.

Yes I will send you an actual *dragon egg. Why? Because if you are throwing around that kind of money on a random patron you need some protection Moneybags!

*may or may not hatch actual dragon

-Sunday- Media Reviews (Usually a video) Only Patrons Get the Transcripts. -Monday -Advanced Patron Platform Access to the Latest "Humans Are Weird" story. -Tuesday-Context Free Tuesday - A Memeified excerpt from the funniest comments on my stories. -Wednesdays - Media Reviews (Usually a Video) Patron Only Transcripts -Thursdays- OCCASIONALLY - Rarely - VERY RARELY - a Patron Only HAW story or cartoon. -Friday-Media Review IF-IF-IF I am currently following a 'good' series. Otherwise a nature themed video. Patron Only Transcript if it's a media review -Saturday-I ignore you while I have a restful Sabbath. Once a Month there will be an answers video.