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Madisonian. Bull Moose/Camelot Progressive Green turned MAGA Memesmith. "He who dares not offend cannot be funny." –Trevor Cieran Thomas Paine
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Welcome to Paineful Memes! Sarcasm, mockery and savagery are my main languages. 
He who dares not offend cannot be honest.
–Thomas Paine
My name is Trevor Cieran Thomas Paine – An 11th generation American and 6th generation Badger, I was born a stone's throw from the Wisconsin State Capitol (Madison, WI) in the year of Orwell.
I'd best describe myself as a nonpartisan, independent centrist; a Bull Moose/Camelot progressive patriot in a lifelong fight against the Deep State and their Mockingbird Media puppets. Until the era of Donald J. Trump, both parties were wholly corrupted by the Bush and Clinton cancers and utterly unpalatable; we're currently witnessing the establishment of a new Seventh Party System in American politics that will dominate the landscape for decades to come. 
To borrow a phrase from JFK,
Splintering the Deep State into a thousand pieces and scattering them to the wind is not beyond our ability – it is our destiny.
–Trevor Cieran Thomas Paine

I joined SubscribeStar as it’s a proven free speech platform and I tend to push the comedic envelope. Dilley fans may remember me as Paineful Truths, or more likely, Gay Toaster. After having 6 accounts, ~20k followers and 3 years of writing content all nuked this year alone, I finally made the jump from part-time shitposter to full-fledged video memer, creating the kind of comedic content that Viacom would never allow on The Daily Show or Colbert Report.
Now I breathe fire through memes. 

With the China Lockdown finally hitting my state in late July and forcing me out of work, I began memeing full-time in August and will be working every single day from now until the election trying to get through my ever growing queue of meme ideas. My meme portfolio has already expanded greatly in just the last month; I know I'm not as technically skilled as some others, but I've come a long way this year and like to think I produce some excellent memes now that often get shared by legends like Sol and Mad Liberals. 
Television advertising is dead – memes are the new campaign ad. 

Some memes are short and only take an hour or two to make while some epics take 20-40 hours or more, though most take 4-8 hours from pre-production to finish (and I'm getting faster as I learn more about Adobe software and video editing processes).

Memes will always be freely released here on SubscribeStar and on Twitter (or whatever platform Trump is on in the future) for as long as I'm able to respawn there. But this will be my permanent home for purely meme content; releases, sneak peaks, meme queue updates, polls, etc. My goal is also to show how the meme magic is made by sharing a bit of the behind the scenes process for subscribers.

If you like my memes thus far and want to see me continue working full-time as a digital soldier in the MAGA Army through the election and beyond, feel free to get all renaissance up in here with some micro-patronage – any support right now during the China Lockdown and Democrat Stall is greatly appreciated.

Thanks, and keep on keking!
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"Paineful Memes is a savage!"  –Brenden Dilley, 8/26/2020 episode of #TheDilleyShow.
"Meme Master Paine" Adam Baldwin, the Hero of Canton
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•MEME QUEUE•


Blockbusters (long, intensive projects)
• "Breathe the Free Air Again" – LOTR meme featuring Trumpalf exorcising China from America (50% complete) [Approx. 15 hours work time so far]
• "Why Do They Call You Lassie?" – Porky's meme featuring Lisa "Lassie" Page, Peter Strzok, Trump and others (15% complete) [Approx. 4 hours work time so far]

Sunny In Philadelphia
• "Joe Biden Diddles Kids" – (RELEASED! 9/14) [Approx. 6 hours total work time]
• "Joe Biden's Tasteful Art" – (RELEASED! 9/15) [Approx. 2 hours total work time]
• "The Bidens Have A Crack Party" – (RELEASED! 9/15) [Approx. 4 hours total work time]
• "Trump vs. Biden: The Debate of the Century" – (COMPLETED! Early access for Q Continuum; public release on 9/29.) [Approx. 4 hours total work time]
• "Joe Biden Sings a Little Ditty" – (COMPLETED! Early access for Revolutionaries; public release on 9/25.) [Approx. 14 hours total work time]
• "Joe Biden Catches The Kung Flu" – (50% complete) [Approx. 2 hours work time so far]
• "Biden: Perfect Control of His Body" – (pre-production)
• "Biden Molests the Hostess" – (pre-production)
• "Biden Uses Chinese GPS" – (pre-production)
• "Biden Sells America Out" – (pre-production)
• "The Gang Doesn't Have Black Friends" – (pre-production)
• "Trump Fires the Dead Weight" – (pre-production)

Miscellaneous Memes

• "Pretty Obvious If You Think About It Accord" – Rick and Morty meme (RELEASED! 9/15) [Approx. 10 hours total work time]
• "I Fuck Sluts" – A Bo Burnham poem by Bill Clinton (RELEASED! 9/17) [Approx. 90 minutes total work time]
• "Mid-October Surprise" – A Bo Burnham poem by Donald Trump (COMPLETED! Early access for Revolutionaries; public release on 10/15.) [Approx. 2.5 hours total work time]
• "Disney Staff Meeting" – South Park meme (90% complete)
• "I Got Better" – Monty Python meme (95% complete)
• "Antifa Statue Fail" – South Park meme (30% complete)
• "Biden Drinks Breast Milk" – The Boys meme (pre-production)
• "Biden Gets Indigenous" – South Park meme (pre-production)
• "Randy Savage's Transition" – South Park meme (pre-production)
• "China's Warm Teat" – South Park meme (pre-production)
• "Touchy Biden" – Disenchantment meme (pre-production) [likely to be split into 3 memes]
"Dad" – A Bo Burnham poem by Hunter Biden (pre-production)
• "Your Wife and a Horse" – Weeds meme (pre-production)
• "Trump Taunts the U.N." – Chappelle Show meme (pre-production)

Music Memes
• "Mystery Science Trump 3000" – MST3K theme song rewrite (pre-production)
• "Socialism Swindle" –  Super Bowl Shuffle rewrite with Bernie and AOC (pre-production)

I'm open to good meme ideas but my plate is pretty full, so unless it's something that really strikes my fancy or is time-sensitive for the election, I might not be able to get to it soon.  Right now I'm trying to prioritize Biden and other election related memes. I'm open to input from subscribers on what to work on next, so if there's anything you really want to see pronto, let me know!

*Pre-production means I've already grabbed the clip from the source, prepped the video sequence & audio (if adjustments are needed), and it's just awaiting tracking/face/voice production. Usually less than an hour of work involved.
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"Kinda Makes Me Feel Like River Dancing"


Impromptu meme! They finally gave up the Weekend at Bernie's routine with the Notorious RBG. 
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EARLY ACCESS: "Mid-October Surprise" – a poem by Donald J. Trump

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"I F#ck $luts" – a poem by Bill Clinton.
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EARLY ACCESS – "Joe Biden Sings a Little Ditty"

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Early Access – "Trump vs Biden: The Debate of the Century"

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"The Pretty Obvious If You Think About It Accord"

🇮🇱 Israel signs a peace deal with the 🇦🇪 United Arab Emirates and 🇧🇭 Bahrain; 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia and up to 9 other nations are expected to join.
The writing is on the Wailing Wall (pardon the sacrilegious pun) for an 🇮🇱 Israel / 🇵🇸 Palestine deal in President Trump's second term.
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Behind-the-Scenes: "The Pretty Obvious If You Think About It Accord"

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"Joe Biden's Tasteless Art"

Even CNN can't keep Creepy Joe under control.
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Joe Biden has a unique parenting style of "No Restrictions!"
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"Joe Biden Diddles Kids"


After the Cuties premiere, Joe Biden wanted to write a song to throw people off the scent.

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