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Memesmith and Amateur Producer. "Oh, you'd like me to connect the dots for you, lead you from A to B to C so your puny mind can comprehend. How boring. They'd be so much more entertained if you just tried to figure it out." –Q, Star Trek: TNG
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Paineful Memes
Welcome to Paineful Memes! Sarcasm, mockery and savagery are my main languages. 
He who dares not offend cannot be honest.
–Thomas Paine
My name is Trevor Cieran Thomas Paine – A 13th generation American and 6th generation Badger, I was born a stone's throw from the Wisconsin State Capitol (Madison, WI) in the year of Orwell.
I'd best describe myself as a nonpartisan, independent centrist; a Bull Moose/Camelot progressive patriot in a lifelong fight against the Deep State and their Mockingbird Media puppets. Until the era of Donald J. Trump, both parties were wholly corrupted by the Bush and Clinton cancers and utterly unpalatable; we're currently witnessing the establishment of a new Seventh Party System in American politics that will dominate the landscape for decades to come. 
To borrow a phrase from JFK,
Splintering the Deep State into a thousand pieces and scattering them to the wind is not beyond our ability – it is our destiny.
–Trevor Cieran Thomas Paine

I joined SubscribeStar as it’s a proven free speech platform and I tend to push the comedic envelope. Dilley fans may remember me as Paineful Truths, or more likely, Gay Toaster. After having 6 accounts, ~20k followers and 3 years of writing content all nuked this year alone, I finally made the jump from part-time shitposter to full-fledged video memer, creating the kind of comedic content that Viacom would never allow on The Daily Show or Colbert Report.
Now I breathe fire through memes. 

With the China Lockdown finally hitting my state in late July and forcing me out of work, I began memeing full-time in August and will be working every single day from now until the election trying to get through my ever growing queue of meme ideas. My meme portfolio has already expanded greatly in just the last month; I know I'm not as technically skilled as some others, but I've come a long way this year and like to think I produce some excellent memes now that often get shared by legends like Sol and Mad Liberals. 
Television advertising is dead – memes are the new campaign ad. 

Some memes are short and only take an hour or two to make while some epics take 20-40 hours or more, though most take 4-8 hours from pre-production to finish (and I'm getting faster as I learn more about Adobe software and video editing processes).

Memes will always be freely released on Twitter at @PainefulMemes (or whatever platform Trump is on in the future) for as long as I'm able to respawn there. Early Access and other possible incentives will be available here on SubscribeStar but I'll try not to get too spammy.

My goal is to compile my memes and other political entertainment into a weekly variety show to challenge the corporate media echo chamber. If you like my content thus far and want to help me continue my pirate crusade against Mockingbird Media by making the transition to full time independent media production, please consider subscribing.

Thanks, and keep on keking!
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"Paineful Memes is a savage!"  –Brenden Dilley, 8/26/2020 episode of #TheDilleyShow.
"Meme Master Paine"  Adam Baldwin, the Hero of Canton
"The Savage Memer" –Sol Memes
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•MEME QUEUE•


Early Access:
• "Connect the Dots" – Star Trek meme
• "Four or Five Moments" – Deadpool meme

Currently working on:
• "A Traitor's Justice" – Norsemen meme (pre-production)
• "Whoring Stories" – Firefly meme (pre-production)
• "Your Wife and a Horse" – Weeds meme (pre-production)
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Blockbusters (long, intensive projects)
• "Breathe the Free Air Again" – LOTR meme featuring Trumpalf exorcising China from America (50% complete) [~15 hours work time so far]
• "Why Do They Call You Lassie?" – Porky's meme featuring Lisa "Lassie" Page, Peter Strzok, Trump and others (15% complete) [~4 hours work time so far]

Sunny In Philadelphia
• "Bill Clinton Gets Quarantined" – (pre-production)
• "Trump Fires the Dead Weight" – (pre-production)

Miscellaneous Memes
• "Disney Staff Meeting" – South Park meme (90% complete) [older meme, on hiatus]
• "Antifa Statue Fail" – South Park meme (30% complete)
• "Randy Savage's Transition" – South Park meme (pre-production)
• "China's Warm Teat" – South Park meme (pre-production)
• "Trump Taunts the U.N." – Chappelle Show meme (pre-production)

Music Memes [on hold]
• "Mystery Science Trump 3000" – MST3K theme song rewrite (pre-production)
• "Socialism Swindle" –  Super Bowl Shuffle rewrite (pre-production)

*Pre-production means I've already grabbed the clip from the source, prepped the video sequence & audio (if adjustments are needed), and it's just awaiting tracking/face/voice production. Usually less than an hour of work involved.


On Hiatus:
• "Fear Boner" – The League meme (30% done)
• "Joe Biden: Sexual Harasser" – (pre-production)
• "Joe Biden: Statute of Limitations" – (pre-production)
• "The Gang Doesn't Have Black Friends" – (pre-production)
• "Joe Biden Gets Racist" – (pre-production)
• "Biden Uses Chinese GPS" – (pre-production)
• "Biden Reminisces" – The Boys milk meme (pre-production)
• "Biden Gets Indigenous" – South Park meme (pre-production)

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Permanent ban #7 this year (@painefultruths, @realpaineful, @altpaineful, @freepaineful, @painefu...

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EARLY ACCESS – "Four or Five Moments"

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Meme Magic – Episode 1, "Connect the Dots"

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EARLY ACCESS – "Connect The Dots"

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EARLY ACCESS – Election Day meme

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Well, Twitter locked me out for 7 days precisely 7 days before the election. . . what a coinciden...

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EARLY ACCESS – "Morning Routine"

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EARLY ACCESS – Trump vs. Biden Apple ad series

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EARLY ACCESS – "Joe Biden Sells America Out"

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"Vote Different" 

A Trump campaign ad, narrated by the late great Steve Jobs.
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"Old Man Touchy"

There's a very good reason why Joe Biden is kept locked up in the dungeon. 

A Disenchantment meme.
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"Joe Biden Catches the Kung Flu"

Joe interrupts Dr. Fauci's vote fraud rehearsal with some bad news.
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"Joe Biden Molests the Hostess"

Joe Biden and China celebrate their anniversary at a fancy restaurant.
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EARLY ACCESS: "Mid-October Surprise" – a poem by Donald J. Trump

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"Joe Biden Sings a Little Ditty"


Clocking in at 1:50, this musical meme is a perfect demonstration of why Joe Biden is only allowed to play music from his cell phone. When I started production, I thought it would only take around 4-6 hours; the later scenes where Kamala, BLM and Antifa chase the crowd out ended up taking much longer than I thought due to their intermingling with others, which required a lot of rotobrushing and layering to get the proper perspective.

The final product ending up taking approximately 16 hours to make (though 2 hours were wasted on a cameo that ended up being cut and another 2 on upgrading from circle heads to spheres, so it should have been ~12 hours). There was some extremely tedious masking of the microphone required through most of the Biden scenes, but it was also a good learning experience for rotobrushing layers to integrate characters as mentioned previously.

All in all, it turned out much better than I expected thanks to some upgraded techniques. 
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"Trump vs Biden: The Debate of the Century"

Early access to this completed meme for the Q Continuum. Won't be released to the public until the first Presidential debate.
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"The Pretty Obvious If You Think About It Accord"

🇮🇱 Israel signs a peace deal with the 🇦🇪 United Arab Emirates and 🇧🇭 Bahrain; 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia and up to 9 other nations are expected to join.
The writing is on the Wailing Wall (pardon the sacrilegious pun) for an 🇮🇱 Israel / 🇵🇸 Palestine deal in President Trump's second term.
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Behind-the-Scenes: "The Pretty Obvious If You Think About It Accord"

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"Joe Biden's Tasteless Art"

Even CNN can't keep Creepy Joe under control.
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Joe Biden has a unique parenting style of "No Restrictions!"
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"Joe Biden Diddles Kids"


After the Cuties premiere, Joe Biden wanted to write a song to throw people off the scent.

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