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Jun 28, 2019 09:41 PM

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Your support will help our predictive capabilities - like when we posted the infamous "it's never too late to have an abortion" 9 month pregnant meme back in November 2018 only for it to become completely legal in New York in January 2019.

Your support will help making millions of people think that Disney is actually making a bisexual Woody for Toy Story 4 or a lesbian Elsa for Frozen 2 because that's how close to reality we are as a society.

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Your support will help bring you more original content more frequently. We dream of a day when we'll be able to have new content in every post as opposed to recycling old stuff in order to "show the new followers the old content" or whatever excuse we use that day.

Your support will help us reach out to bigger entities so we can slap our NPC logo all over everything so their unwitting followers know about the good graces of NPC Daily content.

Didn't want to support NPC Daily before? You do now. Thank you in advance!

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