You ever wanted to know what would happen if mighty gods clashed in battle? Look forward to:

-Ares getting hit in the face with a boulder and tumbling ass-over-teakettle 100 feet
-Aphrodite getting punched in the boobs

And more!

Also, Achilles kills so many Trojans their corpses clog a river, the river gets angry and tries to drown him, and Hephaestus almost burns the river to a crisp.