No merchants were charged in the making of this video.
Today - Sseth is well fed and unharmed. And nothing is out of the ordinary.
24 days ago, Sseth thought it would be incredibly funny to sign a contract on April fools. Despite all odds - the marketing team actually let me publish this.
So for this month, Sseth is charging absolutely no one - except the company that hired him to review their game and got an 11 minute shitpost instead.
Yours sincerely, Sseth