You've bought me most of a candy bar, before tax!
You've bought me most of a candy bar, before tax!
You're buying me most of TWO candy bars! Whoo-hoo! My diabetes appreciates it. You also think I'm worth the investment.
YOU GET TO READ MY BOOKS AT THIS TIER AND HIGHER.
Holy cow, you're giving me a regular investment of salt, caramel, and peanuts. You really like me, so I'll like you by paying attention to you first.
I MENTION YOUR NAMES AT THE END OF THE CHAPTER, AS THANKS FOR FUNDING ME.
You love me so much, you can request art from a given scene in a book or story. I'll draw it for you.
I PUT YOUR NAME AT THE beginning OF THE CHAPTER, AS A THANK YOU FOR FUNDING ME.