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The March Drop for the CAD Gang is live on the discord. Check in there to check it out. 
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A reminder to you kids. Most of your subscriber perks involve our Discord server. Come and join us.

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 The Pirate pistol file drop for the Cad Gang has arrived and information is available in the discord server.
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Friendly reminder that yall should join the discord server. Thats where all the fun happens.
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