You like me enough to buy me a coffee. I drink a lot of coffee.


You like me enough to buy me a coffee. I drink a lot of coffee.

You are really onboard and like me lots.

You love me and want to see me succeed and want me to really love you back (although, technically I love everyone)

You are a superfan/Stan type and think I'm amazing and want to help this sad sack. You also have permission to have sexual thoughts and I won't think it's creepy.

You like my face, and have fantasies and/or creepy dreams and want me to take your money so that there's a small chance that dream can happen one day.