Your honor exceeds your proportions, and the warmth of my eternal gratitude is imparted. At this tier, you get the main videos and access to the livestreams.

You've grown so much since the last time I've seen you. This prestigious tier permanently sets your name in stone. And by stone, I mean the credits of my videos. Pick a name (anything) and I'll write it there for you. You also get all previous benefits, and access to the stream archives and highlights.

How's the umbilical cord treating ya? You get all previous benefits, plus access to the Side Order, and you get to put an image of your choice next to your name (nothing bad, obviously).

You're almost ready to Joe Rogan spin-kick your way out of your mother's stomach. You get all previous benefits, plus early access to videos and access to the Tidbits.

Congratulations, it's time for circumcision! On top of all the previous benefits, you get a coupon code for merch.