Soph profile
Soph
Soph
Here to minimize your suffering by gracefully defecating on your ears and eyes.
Subscribe
Send Message

Share

Tell people about this page...

Subscription Tiers

$1
per month
07c5d1e2 8845 473d 8197 f114452e400f 120x120 0x29 281x281
Sperm

Your honor exceeds your proportions, and the warmth of my eternal gratitude is imparted. At this tier, you get the main videos and access to the livestreams.

150 subscribers
Unlock
$5
per month
45ff7503 fbc4 49ae bd86 bbe9bb8220ab 120x120 0x69 357x357
Zygote

You've grown so much since the last time I've seen you. This prestigious tier permanently sets your name in stone. And by stone, I mean the credits of my videos. Pick a name (anything) and I'll write it there for you. You also get all previous benefits, and access to the stream archives and highlights.

83 subscribers
Unlock
$10
per month
9a8d74da e0c2 4bbf 96a6 93e33577b5c6 120x120 3x0 216x216
Embryo

How's the umbilical cord treating ya? You get all previous benefits, plus access to the Side Order, and you get to put an image of your choice next to your name (nothing bad, obviously).

22 subscribers
Unlock
$20
per month
0e6bf816 121e 4630 b3f2 65a60e4cb54f 120x120 68x17 126x127
Fetus

You're almost ready to Joe Rogan spin-kick your way out of your mother's stomach. You get all previous benefits, plus early access to videos and access to the Tidbits.

8 subscribers
Unlock
$25
per month
Cdb553b6 c38f 413f b994 52214e3e78bf 120x120 167x2 348x348
Baby Boy

Congratulations, it's time for circumcision! On top of all the previous benefits, you get a coupon code for merch.

15 subscribers
Unlock

Welcome

  • $1: Main Videos – A dispensed tablet of compressed insight with an aftertaste of amusement. Prohibited topics may be discussed, such as: how to not commit suicide.
  • $5: Soph’s Shortwave Telecoms – Livestreams in which I put my ear to the blessed terrain of this Earth so I can listen to your prayers and answer them forthrightly. | Stream Archives - Both new and old streams; amounts to upwards of 200 hours of content.
  • Higher Tiers: Side Order – Behind The Scenes Mess-Ups, Bloopers and Bleepers; White Ring Extremist Radicalization {Secret Society, don’t ask}; and So! Much! More! | Tidbit – Podcasts anywhere from 10 minutes to 1 hour, where my co-host (Victor) and I pontificate on philosophical matters one minute and cackle about poop and pee the next.


The subscription gives you:
  • Full, unlimited access to Star's profile content - to view it online or to download it to future use.
  • Support your Star by contributing – one-time or recurring.
  • You can cancel this subscription at any time.
This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through this website. Continue to use this website as normal if you agree to the use of cookies. View our Privacy Policy for the details. By choosing "I Accept", you consent to our use of cookies.