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Your honor exceeds your proportions, and the warmth of my eternal gratitude is imparted. At this tier, you get the main videos, the Tidbit series, and access to the streams.

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You've grown so much since the last time I've seen you. This prestigious tier permanently sets your name in stone. And by stone, I mean the credits of my videos. Pick a name (anything) and I'll write it there for you. You also get all previous benefits, access to Side Order, the stream archives, and the stream highlights.

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Supper Tall

How's the weather up there? You get all previous benefits, plus, you get to put an image of your choice next to your name (nothing bad, obviously).

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Reverse Suicide Package

You are no longer cradled by the underground hell train, as your contributions hoist you off into the sky. You get all previous benefits, plus early access to videos and a coupon code for merch.

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The Kabbalah Special

You should do a DNA test, because I think you just bought your way into the master race. On top of all the previous benefits, you get to join the Minecraft server that we play on for gaming streams.

13 subscribers


  • $1: Main Videos – A dispensed tablet of compressed insight with an aftertaste of amusement. Prohibited topics may be discussed, such as: how to not commit suicide. | Tidbit – Podcasts anywhere from 10 minutes to 1 hour, where my co-host (Victor) and I pontificate on philosophical matters one minute and cackle about poop and pee the next.
  • $5: Soph’s Shortwave Telecoms – Livestreams in which I put my ear to the blessed terrain of this Earth so I can listen to your prayers and answer them forthrightly. | Side Order – Behind The Scenes Mess-Ups, Bloopers and Bleepers; White Ring Extremist Radicalization {Secret Society, don’t ask}; and So! Much! More! | Stream Archives - Both new and old streams; amounts to upwards of 200 hours of content.
  • Along with this catalog of content, other great gifts and goodies that can be bought include: credit in videos, merch discounts, early video access, and a private minecraft server.

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  • Full, unlimited access to Star's profile content - to view it online or to download it to future use.
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  • You can cancel this subscription at any time.
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