CRAZIEST KOBE CONSPIRACY YET?

KOBE is still alive, according to this theory I'm about to break down for you real quick. But it's not just that he's alive, it's that his death was part of a made for tv-news reality-tv show, in which he played the part of Ara Zobayan (in a disguise) and still plays the part of Andre Ingrahm, false teeth and a prosthetic nose. 

What do you think?