Kanker Longpaint, bitches!

The biggest challenge of this piece was getting their faces just right. Contrary to coomer popular belief, the Kanker Sisters aren’t hot. At best, they’re butterfaces.

I wanted to portray that by making them look just the right amount of unappealing and off-kilter while still making them not totally hideous. It’s a hell of a balancing act, but I believe it’s the kind of balancing act that’s truest to what they’re meant to look like in the show.

After all, if they were bangin’ hot, the Eds would have no problem being the subject of their psychotic desire (look no further than their reaction to any attention from Nazz, for example).