Three Philosophers

Three philosophers walk into a bar. Three hours later, the bartender kicks them out into the street.

They start protesting:

Confucious says: This kind of behavior will lead to the collapse of The Social Contract, and ultimately bring about an anarchical society!

Aristotle scolds the bartender: Young man, this is no way for you to figure out who you really are, and why you are here!

Tolstoy argues that the only sustainable way of solving social problems is through non-violent resistance.

Then they all ask in unison: Why did you kick us out?

The bartender yells at them: 'Cause you didn't order anything!