What would coffee taste like if you added politics to it?

You order the cup of coffee, you pay for the cup of coffee, you get the cup of coffee, you look in the cup of coffee and see a great looking coffee, you bring the cup of coffee up to your face, and it smells great; then you sip the coffee, and it tastes great; then you take a drink of the coffee and you immediately spit it all out because it tastes and feels like dirty sand.