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An embittered, alcoholic former Navy SEAL answers your questions for beer money. Also, my dog and cat may occasionally get involved... if they're not too drunk. May contain swearing, so, you know, cover your ears if you're sensitive to that kind of stuff.

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Rules, everybody's got 'em...

https://www.instagram.com/p/B2itwqpADKs/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

#Navy #NavySEAL #AskaSEAL #Bootcamp #HandsinPocket
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We did clowns and then "It 2" came out... coincidence?

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Navy: Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of the perfect chorus...

https://www.instagram.com/p/B1CuYgoA0St/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

#Navy #AskaSEAL #LiesMyRecruiterToldMe #StillTougherThanTheAirForce
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https://www.instagram.com/p/B0chJ_PAzSL/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
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Officers, sigh...

https://www.instagram.com/p/B0HMMivAu-Y/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link


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#Military #IndependenceDay #SEAL #Afghanistan
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https://youtu.be/-pCqNs1IUX4
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Breaking news about the second amendment!  Also, something, something home defense...

#Guns #Beer #MoreGuns

https://youtu.be/Cpq8de2Sd9I
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Corpsman strike again...

#Corpsman #Navy #askaseal

https://www.instagram.com/p/ByslWoFgvkl/
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SEAL's always striving to better themselves...

https://www.instagram.com/p/Byi9cg4gc9U/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

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Time to dig deep into SEAL team lore...

https://youtu.be/ENTI8d_0Djs

#Swayze
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Our first sponsors try to clear up a few misconceptions about themselves...


https://youtu.be/YzbdmIbD7Qw


#spiders
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My two cents on zombies... yes, I realize you're sick of 'em at this point...

https://youtu.be/0LCbWtnj-D8

#WhoYouGonnaClone
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Should men act without permission? Maybe not Marines...

https://youtu.be/Sdn42QmXb5E

#DontTellMyGirlfriendIPostedThis
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Today, I explain why you'll never be Einstein, or truly loved by the mysterious Asian man who fished you out of the ocean that fateful night in Nha Trang...

https://youtu.be/gpuyHJHM5X8

#RealMenCountWithFingers

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Meth is a hell of a drug...

https://youtu.be/Y6tH3nAsOSo

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This week we discuss various ways to defeat and frustrate the government (Hint: "Deus ex Machinas!").

https://youtu.be/Mhpge4lAIp0

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Ask a SEAL: "Dog or Cat?"

Dog vs. Cat... do you go with Nature's furry little mass murderer or the one who makes you feel guilty while you eat bacon?

https://youtu.be/DnF-LSL1I9E

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCPkwAwu6qY&t=24s

Timely advice for those of you who want to follow me. You're welcome...

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