Those Damned African Jeans! Lady Fats. 

Part 1: Those Damned African Jeans! Lady Fats: My, oh my!  What a load on that woman.

I’m talking about the woman behind the Returns Desk at WalMart.  I already knew she was short and stout – with stout meaning overweight. Hey, it is a common enough affliction for almost everyone these days.  But when she backed away from the counter and turned to walk toward the back room you learned how fat that ass of hers really was!

Oh my, oh my!

Now look:  I am the LAST person who needs to be making fun of anyone’s weight.  Indeed, 80% of everyone I know is running worse than better when it comes to their weight.  Gone, but not forgotten, are my days of looking somewhere near the good shape of any Hollywood presented man-thing, but this woman!  Not only was she about 4-foot tall, her ass was five feet wide. We are not talking a pear shaped woman, we are talking a woman who was grabbed by both butt cheeks and pulled in opposite directions until she reminded me of some cow paddies I’ve seen: Short, and very, very wide.

Instead of wanting to make fun of her, I instantly damned her African genes for overloading her working jeans.

THIS is one of the reasons women cannot and should not compete against a person born male.  The storage of fat is designed differently for each gender.

Women store fat for a long gestation situation, men store fat to get instant energy for defensive and offensive actions.

No, I am serious. They’ve done studies where they radiate some food and then track the fat over a period of time as it is inside a human body.  You, yourself, can see this effect if you monitor yourself.

The arms are the first place newly absorbed fat goes.  Wear a watch and watch the watch band get tight after a big meal.  Fat is being moved to the lower then upper arms, where it can be called upon quickly.  You eat something and need to do battle immediately after the “fooding” the fat in the arms is accessed for the situation.  Fat drawn from the arms can be quickly delivered to whatever muscle group needs the energy.

This was developed so that if you discovered another animal feasting on prey, you could go up and fight it for food.  The fat is stored so that the arms and other body parts can use it to immediately fight for more food or quickly escape if needed.

Later the fat moves to the stomach area.  While the arms are designed for short term storage, the belly is designed for longer storage.  Instead of instant access, the fat in the belly is designed for hunting and can be accessed over hours or months.

A man might spend months traveling to find better hunting grounds.  If he and his mate start off, they slowly drain stomach fat for their travels.

For men in generally okay shape, that’s the end of the fat’s journey.  After those areas reach their fill, the fat is stored all over making a fat man fat all over.

Sadly, for women, the fat continues migrating.  Once the traveling has ended in more fertile feeding areas, the excessive stomach fat is sent to other storage.

Actually it can branch off from here.  Some of it goes to the breasts, especially if an infant is nursing.  Gotta keep that milk flowing and the breasts use the fat for that production process.

But if there is no nursing of infants, the fat goes to long term storage.  Where’s that?  The butt and the thighs.  Yep, you read that right:  The butt and thighs are for long term storage.

Suppose a woman and a man both need to lose 25% of their weight.  They both head to the gym on a dual membership.  In a month, the man is looking fit and has lost most of that 25%. Why?  Because his storage location for much of his fat is in the stomach where, in a month’s worth of working out, all the fat has been turned into muscle.

The woman, on the other hand, is frustrated as hell.  Why? Yeah, she’s lost it up top, and damn it, even her boobs seem smaller, but her gigantic thighs are still there, not to mention that fat ass.

The fat is stored in long term storage so that if she got pregnant her body would be able to slowly pull the fat from long term storage to feed the baby growing insider ‘er.

Of course, if she’s not pregnant, all she’s got are exercises and that is not reaching to take fat from long term storage as fast as she wants it to.

This is a gender issue and it cannot be corrected by hormones, either.  This is why when you look at a “man who decided to be a woman” standing next to a “woman who IS a woman from birth” at an athletic event, you’ll notice she got an hourglass figure while he is – yes, that’s right, he is still a he – he’s got a more square-ish look to his form.

This is a picture of two women bicycle racers standing next to a male racer.  Notice the muscular thighs and lack of upper body fat locations on the two women?  Now notice where his muscles are.  Making it worse is he’s been taking hormones to make him more woman-like.  Obviously it didn’t work.  He definitely lacks the looks the women have.  Not for lack of desire but because HIS body’s processing of fat and muscle development are different from HERs as designed by Nature.

In addition to drawing the fat from his stomach, the male also tends to develop muscle ALL OVER. Women tend to develop muscles in targeted areas.

Women bike riders develop enormous thighs.  Women bench pressers, thick arms.  Wherever the muscles are needed on a woman, they are developed.

A man can become a weight lifter and notice his thighs are getting toned as well.  His body, built for battles and defense, assumes any energy consuming conflicts might need additional muscles all over his body.

So, to the frustration of ALL true women everywhere, working out with her man-thing is totally unfair! The man-thing is losing weight faster and easier and developing muscles all over while she can’t seem to get that ass of hers into better shape.

Punch line:  The end result of this part of the program is that a woman will have to spend six times as long as a man to lose that 25% of extra weight where she wants it lost.

BUTT IT GETS WORSE! (See part 2!)

Part 1 of 3, Lady Fats:

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