Dear CNN,
"๐๐ฐ ๐ด๐ญ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฑ ๐ด๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ญ๐บ ๐ช๐ฏ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ต๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ช๐จ๐ฉ๐ต...
"๐๐ฐ ๐ด๐ญ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฑ ๐ด๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ญ๐บ ๐ช๐ฏ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ต๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ช๐จ๐ฉ๐ต...
"๐
๐ช๐๐๐๐ข๐๐ฃ๐ฉ ๐๐ค๐ข๐๐จ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ยก๐ผ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐!
"๐'๐ฎ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐๐ง ๐๐ฐ๐ฅ,
"๐'๐ฎ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐๐ข๐ณ๐ฌ ๐๐ฆ๐ด๐ด๐ช๐ข๐ฉ,
"ยก๐'๐ฎ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐๐ฆ๐ฏ๐จ๐ฆ๐ง๐ถ๐ญ ๐๐ฏ๐ฆ!
"๐๐ฏ ๐ง๐ช๐ฏ๐ข๐ญ ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ต๐ด,
"๐๐ง ๐ข ๐ฅ๐บ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ธ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ญ๐ฅ,
"ยฟยก๐๐๐๐ฉ ๐๐๐ซ๐ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐๐๐ค๐ข๐!?"
Signed,
๐๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ๐บ ๐๐ช๐ค๐ต๐ช๐ฎ ๐๐ง ๐๐ฐ๐ค๐ช๐ข๐ญ ๐๐ถ๐ด๐ต๐ช๐ค๐ฆ.
(Yes, I know I'm going to Hell. I got first class tickets on that cattle train.)
(Yes, I know I'm going to Hell. I got first class tickets on that cattle train.)