Why will humans keep going up to the very edge of active volcanic flows when they have no scientific reason to do so? Why do they insist on poking the volcanic flow with a stick? 
Find out in this collection of short science fiction stories told from the perspective of our horrified and concerned alien friends. 
"Humans are Weird: I Have the Data" 
Doctor Who meets M.A.S.H. in this book of human absurdity. 
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