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You are an admirer of my work, a fact which leaves me humbled. You shall be mentioned as a patron in the descriptions of my latest musical compositions uploaded to YouTube. I shall invite you to livestreams where we may discuss the arts.
You are the hand of God on earth. I shall take commissions from you, at your discretion, at no extra cost, for compositions for special occasions. You shall, of course, be listed in the description of my uploaded compositions as a patron. We shall convene on YouTube livestreams and participate in private Hangouts as well.
You are the nobleman or noblewoman to whom I profusely offer thanks and gratitude. I shall take commissions from you for new compositions and shall dedicate them to you. I shall offer you lessons in music history or (if you are so inclined) in theory & composition, as befits a gentleman or gentlewoman of your stature. You shall have the opportunity to enrich the world with your wisdom as you participate in YouTube livestreams and private Hangouts. I am at your service.