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Stage one: Astro Aids

Stage one terminal cancer: space aids. good job you're immune system is fucked because you were stupid enough to contract cancer, which of course causes space aids, as we all know.

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Stage two: Autismo Maxima

Stage two terminal cancer: the cancer has begun to fuck with your genetics. You now have the lowest functioning autism. Congrats it comes with free monkey strength.

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Stage three: Autism induced brain cancer

Stage three terminal cancer: The autism caused by your initial bout of cancer, has caused yet more cancer. Specifically in the brain. You're basically brain dead now. Nice, now you don't have to work or take care of yourself.

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Stage 4: Veritalactosis

Stage four Veritalactosis: You're cancer, against all odds has somehow mutated you into the ultimate tool for logic. Your brain processes information faster than any other human without Veritalactosis. The truth presents itself to you, and you present it to others, at the expense of your social standing. All prior symptoms seem to have been reversed somehow.

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