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Gabi
Gabi
Just got my DNA test back — I'm 100% red-blooded American bitch. Look for Gabriella Maltese on Twitter, Facebook, and Amazon.
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Experience the authoritative A to Z of America's reprobate 'Madam President.' The quintessential also-ran, yet eternal victor in the fevered hallucinations of millions of intersectional fourth-wave crazies. 
B is for Benghazi is a fascinating study of singularly, the most blithely-corrupt politician of the Holocene. Adorably possessing an unbounded lack of self-awareness. If you're #StillWithHer, we salute you. Don't despair. Never stop fighting. Never give up your pantsuit. #GiveEmGutsy
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God Bless my first subscriber!! I was too worried to make a Patreon account, since they ban whomever they like with impunity. SO I will definitely make a home here. I'm very active on Twitter (until they unperson me again). twitter.com/getongabi

Also, I've started my Gab account, gab.ai/getonGABI, so I'm trying to keep up with everything. Hoping to finish my next short story sequel this year! Of course, you'll be the first to know!

Thank you so much for your support!! I'll be back here soon!
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