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Drunken Uncle
A foul mouthed defender of every day logic.Swears a lot.Not a pineapple.
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This wad of cash will allow me to spend more time on making content and not at my stinking day job.
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This will mean making videos is actually worthwhile, and not just something that takes up a fuck load of time. I mean, that's my rent paid, right there.
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Now we're talking. I hate my job.

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