Your love-life will improve and people will secretly smell you as you walk by.
Your love-life will improve and people will secretly smell you as you walk by.
You will begin to feel beautiful, at home in your own body and strangely wet.
The actual weather gets better when you are around and your old bully from school will start to have nightmares about you. Plus: chat to me anytime with access to the brand new White Whale+ Discord server!
The heads of statues will slowly turn so they can see your butt, which will become as rock solid as the marble from which they are made. Plus: chat to me anytime with access to the brand new White Whale+ Discord server!
Food will taste better, movies stop sucking so much and the very air will tingle as it struggles to get even closer to you. Plus: chat to me anytime with access to the brand new White Whale+ Discord server!