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Drunken Uncle
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Drunken Uncle
A foul mouthed defender of every day logic.Swears a lot.Not a pineapple.
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Charitable Fellow

Your love-life will improve and people will secretly smell you as you walk by.

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You will begin to feel beautiful, at home in your own body and strangely wet.

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White Whale

The actual weather gets better when you are around and your old bully from school will start to have nightmares about you. Plus: chat to me anytime with access to the brand new White Whale+ Discord server!

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The heads of statues will slowly turn so they can see your butt, which will become as rock solid as the marble from which they are made. Plus: chat to me anytime with access to the brand new White Whale+ Discord server!

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Food will taste better, movies stop sucking so much and the very air will tingle as it struggles to get even closer to you. Plus: chat to me anytime with access to the brand new White Whale+ Discord server!

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  • Donating your hard earned cash enables me to spend more time making poor-ass content instead of actually working. That and I will whisper your name to myself from time to time.

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$100.0
THE GOAL
REACHED!
This wad of cash will allow me to spend more time on making content and not at my stinking day job.
$250.0
THE GOAL
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This is like the last goal, only with more money.
$500.0
THE GOAL
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Now we're talking. I hate my job.
$340
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This will mean making videos is actually worthwhile, and not just something that takes up a fuck load of time. I mean, that's my rent paid, right there.

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