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Good day, good people. I'm doing a thing here, it's for comedy purposes. Thanks for checking it out. As always, stay inside and don't you dare answer the god damned door.
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Defcon 5

The front door is locked, the back is not. Pets are freely coming in and out of the house. Things are calm. Perfect timing for an extra episode.

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Defcon 3

Your alarm is on. Both doors are locked. Blinds are drawn. Pets are not allowed outside. You may need a bonus video every now and again.

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Defcon 1

The doors are reinforced. The alarm is on. You've killed the pets. You're watching the streets through your blinds with a shotgun in hand and a tooth you've replaced with a cyanide pill in case that day has come.

I haven't figured out any rewards for this but it fit the joke so I will be coming up with them soon. Mugs? T-Shirts? Computer Viruses? Tell me what you guys want and I'll ignore your suggestions happily.

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  • I'll be putting an extra episode a week on here, probably just on my own but I want them to be at least close to an hour long so probably with guests. Maybe I'll get an engineer. Like an older, fatter, Young Jaime

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We're back with episode three of the cast! Spike Cohen is here and he brought his huge genitals with him! Spike is the running mate for Vermin Supreme, an up and coming presidential candidate for the Libertarian Party! We shoot the shit about campaigning, the LP, and a little bit of corona before the cast got cut off by my inferior setup.

Check Spike out on 
Twitter: @RealSpikeCohen
Facebook.com/LiterallySpikeCohen

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Nick Ceppaglia didn't show up due to fears of Corona. I do a rant.
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The first fuckin' 'sode. Me and the straight up big dick dawg Brett Wilson talk about the says events, including hitting your own eye with your own jizzms. Get it and don't answer the door for anybody. https://youtu.be/lHADFobUb2Q
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SUP. THIS IS A POST. THEY WONT LET ME PUT MY FIRST FREE EPISODE UP. I'MA TRY ANYWAY.

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I'll hire an engineer to run the show and purchase a mic for them. Once I hire an engineer we'll start the goal for new cameras. Oooooohhhhhhhhhh
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I'll get two low-level GoPro-type cameras and set them up to capture all the beautiful facial ticks and drug usage.

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